(*Everyone had returned back to the spare building after having a wonderful time at the wedding and the wedding reception*)
(*Michael Jackson had taken the next flight back to the Neverland Valley Ranch*)
Me: *is drunk and running around the spare building like crazy* VINNIE CANT CATCH MY ASS! AHAHAHAHA!
Vinnie: *chases after me* BABE! Come back here!
Paul: Yeah, you need to go to bed! *tries to help Vinnie catch me*
Me: AAHHH! A STALKER IS TRYIN TO R*PE! *kicks Paul Stanley when he tries to grab me*
Paul: OOHHHHH! *holds onto his crotch in pain, falling to the floor on his side*
Tommy: Did she gets you good?
Paul: Y-yeah. She kicked me in the nuts...
Me: *scream sings* HERE COME THE RUBBERDUBBERS! SPLISH SPLASH SPLISH SPLASH!!!! 🤪
Eli: *yawns sleepily* Let's got to bed, Peter.
Peter: I'm right behind you.
Vinnie: EMILY! PLEASE STOP RUNNING AROUND LIKE F*CKING WILD CHILD! 😮💨
Vixen91: Let me try something. Emily, please come to bed. You're going to have a huge hangover in the morning.
Ace: Like what I used to be in the early days of KISS.
Me: *covers my ears with my hands and yells* YOU CANT TELL ME WHAT TO DO! LA LA LA LA LA! 😜
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Truth or Dare With Kiss (27)
HumorThe TWENTY-SWENTH edition to my truth or dare series with the hottest band in the world.
