Me: YES! I've got myself a dare! According to the KISS fan, it says that I have been dared to drop one trillion poisoned mushrooms on Paul Stanley.
Paul: WHAT?! Oh God, please don't do it! 😖
Me: Sorry, no can do Stanley Eisen!
(*The host drops one trillion poisoned mushrooms on the Starchild*)
Paul: *vomits as the one trillion poisoned mushrooms are dropped on him* OHHH GAWWWD! IT GOT IN MY MOUTH! 🤮
Dare #2:
To: Gene and Eric Singer.
*Throw tennis balls at the host to help Paul get revenge*
Gene: *chuckles* Excellent. 😈
Eric Singer: Um...Gene? I don't think this is a good idea.
Me: *gets hit by the tennis balls* OW! Who threw those at me?!
(*Everyone else points their fingers at Gene*)
Me: OKAY GENE! YOU F*CKIN CROSSED THE LINE! 😾
(*The host turns into her animal form and attacks Gene, hissing and snarling*)
Gene: *screams* NO! STOP IT! *sprays me with a big water gun* 😤
Vinnie: GENE! YOU BETTER NOT HAVE DONE WHAT I THINK YOU JUST DID! 😡
Me: *is soaking wet and meowing sadly*
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Truth or Dare With Kiss (27)
HumorThe TWENTY-SWENTH edition to my truth or dare series with the hottest band in the world.
