Truth or Dare With Kiss (27)

Chapter Twenty-Two

(*After breakfast, the rest of the Kiss guys sat down in the living room to wait for the host to continue doing the truths and dares*)

Ace: *hears what sounds like a cat snarling and meowing in a sad way* Um...does anyone have the slightest idea where that noise is coming from?

Paul: I think it's Emily.

Eric Singer: Yeah, because Vinnie had to give her a bath in her animal form.

Gene: Ah, she'll be fine.

Me: *growls and hisses in my animal form while running away from Vinnie*

Vinnie: *is using a first-aid kit to clean up the cat scratch marks on his arm*

Eric Carr: Whoa! Emily got ya good, didn't she Vinnie?

Vinnie: Yes she did. I should've worn something on my hands to keep from getting scratched. She hates it when I have to give her a bath.

(*The host comes out of me and Vinnie's bedroom wearing clothes while combing my hair*)

Me: Well, at least that's over with. Let's see who has a dare or truth to tell next!

To: The Starchild

*I dare you to sing a song in public of the host's choice*

Paul: *laughs* Okay, what song do you want me to sing out in public?

Me: I'll tell ya when we get to Central Park in New York!

(*So, Paul and I go to Central Park*)

Me: *secretly takes out my phone to film Paul Stanley*

Paul: *sings out loud*

(*People that are walking by stop to watch and listen*)

(*Lyrics*)
⬇️⬇️⬇️⬇️

I got this feeling at like three am while watching Netflix.
I drew some porny fanart and I wrote some smutty fanfic.
Can't help it, I just think that they would make such a good pair,
In canon they have never met—

I don't care, I ship it. I don't care.

I know that they are siblings but I think there's something more
If she weren't dating that guy, they'd be banging, I am sure.
The third scene in episode four, come on, look at him stare.
Twincest can't really be that bad—

I don't care, I ship it. I don't care.

You're on the canon ground, I'm up in crack ship space
Let's start a shipping war, don't care if I get hate.
Don't like my pairings, well, then you can hit the bricks.
This is my OTP, I'll go down with this ship!

I ship it!
I ship it!

They keep on saying they're not gay, but yeah I really doubt that,
This can't just be a bromance, who would write a show about that?
I think the subtext in the second season's pretty clear,
Don't tell me I need to calm down—

I don't care, I ship it.
I don't care, I ship it, I ship it.
I don't care, I ship it. I don't care.

You're on the canon ground, I'm up in crack ship space
Let's start a shipping war, don't care if I get hate.
Don't like my pairings, well, then you can hit the bricks.
This is my OTP, I'll go down with this ship!

I don't care, I ship it.
I don't care, I ship it, I ship it.
I don't care, I ship it.
I don't care, I ship it, I ship it.
I don't care.
I ship it.

Me: 😂😂😂

Paul: Hey! Were you filming me?

Me: Yeah, it was really funny!

Paul: *blushes* Delete it! 😳

Me: No way Jose! 😝