(Don't forget to read the A/N at the end guys. It's important)
Percy Jackson updated his status:
I'm bored. #arewethereyet
Comments:
Annabeth Chase: NO! Percy you did not just do that!
Piper McLean: He has joined the dark side!
Grover Underwood: Yeah. If you start doing this, I am ending our friendship man. And that made no sense Piper.
Piper McLean: Shut up goat-boy!
Percy Jackson: What do you guys mean??
Gleason Hedge: The hashtag, kid. It's annoying!
Annabeth Chase: Coach I didn't know you had Facebook!
Gleason Hedge: There are a lot of things that you don't know about me, for example, I have won the affections of a nymph!
Percy Jackson: You go coach! Good job!
Piper McLean: Congratulations coach!
Grover Underwood: That is great news!
Gleason Hedge: Yeah, yeah whatever.
Leo Valdez: I still don't get one thing though... How can a tree and a goat like each other? Goats eat leaves right? Kinda?
Gleason Hedge: WHAT ARE YOU DOING ON FACEBOOK VALDEZ? I TOLD YOU TO DROP DOWN AND GIVE ME TWENTY PUSHUPS!
Leo Valdez: Yeah my awesome muscles decided they were not going to waste their time after number three. Pushups are not worth our time :)
Jason Grace: Really Leo? That's what you're going with?
Gleason Hedge: PUT SOME CLOTHES ON GRACE!
Jason Grace: Hey I happen to like what I'm wearing!
Piper McLean: I'm sorry Jason, but you need to change out of your superman cape and put actual clothes on.
Jason Grace: :(
Percy Jackson: Leo are we there yet?
Leo Valdez: For the last time Percy, NO!
Percy Jackson: When will we get there?
Leo Valdez: After several days!
Gleason Hedge: Okay who took my baseball bat?
Piper McLean: I saw Leo taking it..
Gleason Hedge: WAIT TILL I GET MY HANDS ON YOU VALDEZ! And Jackson! Chase! Get out of that cabin!
Jason Grace: Ooh Percy is busyy..
Annsbeth Chase: Yes. He's busy learning how to tie his shoelaces.
Piper McLean: Oooh.
Annabeth Chase: Pervs. :/
Percy Jackson: I don't get it :(
Piper McLean: Awww ^_^
Percy Jackson: Are we there yet?
Gleason Hedge: JACKSON IF YOU ASK THAT ONE MORE TIME I WILL KICK YOU OFF THIS SHIP!
Percy Jackson: You guys need me though :)
Leo Valdez: Unfortunately.
Percy Jackson: How's the camp doing Grover?
Grover Underwood: It's doing okay. Kinda. Clarisse dunked a Hermes kid in the lake, Drew charmspeaked Connor into doing her laundry, Chiron still thinks his wart is beautiful..
Gleason Hedge: Who is this Clarisse you keep talking about? She sounds like a cool kid.
Grover Underwood: Yeah you'll love her. She loves smashing things too.
Gleason Hedge: I want to meet this fine human specimen.
Jason Grace: Uh coach? Nobody says human specimen these days....
Gleason Hedge: Did I ask for your input Grace?
Jason Grace: No. *sigh*
Gleason Hedge: So keep your mouth shut and PUT SOME CLOTHES ON! That cape is disorienting!
Percy Jackson What does disorienting mean?
Piper McLean: ......
Annabeth Chase: -_-
Percy Jackson: So Chiron thinks his wart is beautiful? Haha XD
(five minutes later)
Percy Jackson: Haha
Percy Jackson: Is anybody here?
(five minutes later)
Percy Jackson: Anyone? *starts sobbing into his blue pillow*
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A/N
Q: Do you guys know who Magnus Bane is? If you don't then look him up okay? He's a character from another series and will sort of be in the next chat. :)
I hope you guys found this funny! They are on the Argo 2 in this chat if you didn't figure that out already. (I don't know how to type Roman numbers haha)
Please leave votes and comments guys! They mean a lot xD
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