Lord Voldemort updated his status:
We must find Nagini. Apparently she has run away. Whoever finds her shall be rewarded.
Comments:
Bellatrix Lestrange: I shall find her my lord! When was the last time you saw her?
Lord Voldemort: This morning :(
Ronald Weasley: You know you could check your kitchen. Maybe she's there.
Lord Voldemort: I already checked all of her favorite spots Weasley.
Ronald Weasley: Oh
Lord Voldemort: Yeah.
Bellatrix Leatrange: Don't you worry my lord. I will find your snake for you. :)
Lord Voldemort: Thank you Bella.
Bellatrix Lestrange: It is my pleasure my lord. I'd love to help you out whenever I can.
Ronald Weasley: Gee that sounded kinda desperate..
Bellatrix Lestrange: Shut up Weasley!
Lord Voldemort: Bella I thought you went looking for Nagini?
Bellatrix Lestrange: Oops sorry my lord! I'll have your snake in no time! Don't you worry :)
Lord Voldemort: You better find it. I need it.
Harry Potter: Awww, Voldy's lost his pet!
Lord Voldemort: Shut up Potter!
Harry Potter: Fred and George invented this cool new cologne that smells like whatever you want it to smell like. Wanna smell it?
Lord Voldemort: Potter! You know I cannot smell anything!
Harry Potter: Ahh that I do know. So what are you doing while I smell this wonderful cologne?
Lord Voldemort: I'm having dinner with my parents. Ha!
Harry Potter: Didn't you kill them? Or get them killed or something?
Lord Voldemort: Ohh yeahh... well that backfired.
Harry Potter: Hahahaa XD Now I'm styling my hair :)
Lord Voldemort: Well I'll have you know that I rock the bald look :)
Harry Potter: Who told you that?
Lord Voldemort: Bellatrix :/
Harry Potter: That is sad..
Lord Voldemort: *mumbles: I have no nose, no parents, and no hair. I want to kill someone.*
Ronald Weasley: You forgot one other thing...
Lord Voldemort: *sniffs* what's that?
Ronald Weasley: No life. Cuz you know, you take pride in talking to a snake instead of people.
Lord Voldemort: *starts sobbing*
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