My Dad Did Not Strut!

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Harry Potter is online

Ronald Weasley is online

Hermione Granger is online

Severus Snape is online

Ronald Weasley: Hey what is Snape doing here!? This is a place for cool kids! Like us.

Harry Potter: Ron, be nice, mate.

Hermione Granger: I had to invite him...

Ronald Weasley: :-(

Severus Snape: Why am I here again?

Hermione Granger: Okay professor, so we're doing this thing where we answer questions....

Severus Snape: Answer questions from whom exactly?

Ronald Weasley: From our FANS!!!

Severus Snape: *blinks* fans?

Harry Potter: Yes professor, you and I have a lot of fangirls...

Severus Snape: Hmmm... Interesting. And are these people wizards?

Hermione Granger: Well... not exactly sir.

Severus Snape: Then how do they know about us!?!?!?

Harry Potter: Uh...we don't know that professor...

Severus Snape: You don't know? Ten points from Gryffindor!

Hermione Granger: But why!?

Severus Snape: For not knowing!

Hermione Granger: What? I thought you hated it when I knew things!

Severus Snape: Well....

Ronald Weasley: He's bipolar guys.

Harry Potter: Yup it's obvious.

Hermione Granger: Don't say that guys! He might knock off more points!

Severs Snape: Oops too late. Thirty points from Gryffindor!

Ronald Weasley: But.... why?????

Harry Potter: He's a slimy git. It's in his nature.

Ronald Weasley: Yup.

Hermione Granger: Harry!!

Harry Potter: What!?!?

Severus Snape: FIFTY POINTS FROM GRYFFINDOR!!!

Harry Potter: Oh

Hermione Granger: Yeah, oh! I'll just ask the questions before you two come up with a another clever idea to get us killed, or worse, our house kicked out of the House Championship!

Ronald Weasley: She needs to sort out her priorities..

Hermione Granger: Okay so the question is from Dark_knight500 and it is: How did it feel like watching Harry grow into the spitting image of James and *strut* around the castle?

Severus Snape: Remind me again, why I agreed to this?

Hermione Granger: Because Dumbledore made you do this!

Severus Snape: Fine. Well, if you must know, it felt terrible watching him grow up to look just like my nemesis.

Harry Potter: Nemesis is a strong word sir.

Severus Snape: Your father pulled my pants down Potter! Don't you dare tell me what I can and cannot call him.

Ronald Weasley: *whistles* I bet it was a sight to see..

Hermione Granger: Yup

Severus Snape: Do you people want to lose the House Cup?

Hermione Granger: No!

Severus Snape: Then stop annoying me. *mumbles* And I thought Hufflepuffs were the dumb ones..

Harry Potter: Is this a bad time to point out that Snape had hairy legs in fifth year?

Ronald Weasley: And people call me the dumb one!!

Hermione Granger: Harry do you actually have a death wish or something?

Severus Snape: I hate you Potter. I hope you know that. You grew up to be just like your father; lazy, arrogant, weak...

Harry Potter: I'm not weak!

Severus Snape: And I'll just answer the full question now. Of course I loathed seeing Potter grow into the
spitting image of James. Watching him strut around the castle like he owned it, just like James.. I hated it.

Harry Potter: My dad didn't strut! And nor do I!

Severus Snape: Sure you don't.

Harry Potter: And yet....you protected me all these years?

Severus Snape: Only because of your mum!

Ronald Weasley: *whispers* Professor, after all this time?

Severus Snape: Always

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Q: Who feels like giving Snape a comforting hug? Please let there be someone who answers this question or else I'll feel awkward..XD
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