Dionysus

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Percy Jackson posted a message on Dionysus's wall:

Hey Nr D!

Comments:

Dionysus: Get off my wall Peter

Percy Jackson: It's Percy sir. Percy Jackson.

Dionysus: Do I look like I care?

Percy Jackson: So I need a favor..... I was wondering if you could help me with something?

Dionysus: The answer is no.

Percy Jackson: Please?

Dionysus: No!

Percy Jackson: It won't take that long! I just need some diet Coke and my friends won't give me any so I was wondering if I could borrow some?

Dionysus: You need diet Coke...

Percy Jackson: Yes...

Dionysus: You're one weird kid.

Leo Valdez: We need it for an experiment sir..

Dionysus: Great. Another kid.

Leo Valdez: Heyyyy to you too grumpypants!

Dionysus: Leroy, get out of here!

Leo Valdez: *looks around for Leroy*

Percy Jackson: He means you Leo

Leo Valdez: That's just charming. -_-

Dionysus: Why must you two annoy me!?

Percy Jackson: Just give us the Coke!

Leo Valdez: And we'll leave in peace.

Dionysus: No!

Percy Jackson: Fine, Oh noisy one

Dionysus: How.... how do you know that?

Leo Valdez: We ran into your foster parents. They told us they named you Bacha... or something that means "the noisy one"

Percy Jackson: Sooooo

Leo Valdez: Bacha....

Dionysus: I hate you two.

Leo Valdez: It's okay. We love us too

Percy Jackson: Hahahaha XD

Ash: XD

Leo Valdez: Ummmmm

Percy Jackson: Hi?

Dionysus: Another kid!?!?

Ash: Hey Mr D, I heard your foster parents dressed you up like a girl when you were a kid!

Leo Valdez: NO WAY!!!

Percy Jackson: You're kidding right?

Ash: Nope XD

Leo Valdez: Hahahahaa

Percy Jackson: Wow, I'll never let him live this down

Dionysus: It was only so they could hide me from Hera!!!

Ash: So wine dude, I got a question!

Dionysus: DON'T CALL ME THAT!!!

Ash: Haha why? I think I like it.

Dionysus: WELL I HATE YOU!

Ash: You don't even know who I am!

Dionysus: I STILL HATE YOU!

Percy Jackson: That is not polite Mr D!

Leo Valdez: Not at all

Ash: So wine dude, did you really come out of Zeus's thigh????

Dionysus: .............

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Q: Has anyone read Percy Jackson and the greek gods?
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