Severus Snape has updated his status:
Has anyone seen my bottle of Mr Slick?
Comments:
Ron Weasley: I cannot stop laughing right now.
Hermione Granger: Lol
Severus Snape: This is a serious matter! Twenty points from Gryffindor!
Ron Weasley: That is not fair!
Hermione Granger: I agree! It isn't! You can't just go around knocking points off for no reason!
Severus Snape: Ten more points Miss Granger.
Hermione Granger: But why???
Severus Snape: For being an insufferable know-it-all.
Hermione Granger: :-(
Harry Potter: Uh, what is Mr Slick?
Ron Weasley: LOL
Severus Snape: THE STUFF I PUT IN MY HAIR. POTTER WHERE IS IT?
Harry Potter: How am I supposed to know?
Draco Malfoy: You can use mine sir.
Severus Snape: Thank you Draco. Slytherin gets thirty points!
Hermione Granger: WHY?!?!?
Severus Snape: For helping a fellow hair-conscious guy with his hair problems.
Draco Malfoy: Hey, I've got three coupons for a hair oil treatment. Wanna come Professor?
Severus Snape: Sure, I'd love too! XD
Voldemort: I shall come as well.
Draco Malfoy: Professor, will you tell him or should I?
Severus Snape: You tell him.
Draco Malfoy: Well the thing is, my lord, these coupons are not for a hair transplant.
Voldemort: So?
Draco Malfoy: So they are useful to people who already have hair and....er....you're bald......
Voldemort: *silently sobs into his pillow*
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