Voldemort updated his status:
Death eaters! I have discovered the secret to defeating Potter!
Comments:
Bellatrix Lestrange: Omg what is it my lord???
Voldemort: Well surely you know that he is visually impaired and therefore requires glasses?
Belletrix Lestrange: I do my lord.
Voldemort: Well it's simple. We take the boy's glasses next time we see him.
Lucius Malfoy: Problem solved!
Yaxely: Excellent idea my lord. I would like to volunteer myself for this task.
Bellatrix Lestrange: That is a wonderful idea omg all hail Voldemort!
Voldemort: Yeah that's right. The chosen one can't do crap without his glasses.
(10 minutes later)
Harry Potter: Okay well that's dumb. I mean seriously, saying that here where I can read it and be prepared? Lame!
Voldemort: *sobs*. Why can't I just win???
Albus Dumbledore: Love, Tom. Love.
Voldemort: Oh great the old guy's here...
Albus Dumbledore: -_-
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