Peter Petigrew

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Ron Weasley updated his status:

I really need a new pet :/

Comments:

Molly Wesley: What happened to Scabbers Ron?

Ronald Weasley: He turned out to be a person mum :(

Percy Weasley: Whaaattt?? You're kidding right? Please tell me you're kidding!

Ronald Weasley: I'm not kidding Percy.

Harry Potter: It's true Percy. He isn't.

Percy Weasley: *silently throws up in the bathroom* I used to...used to....never-mind..

Harry Potter: You used to what?

Percy Weasley: It's too embarrassing. I can't tell you guys.

Fred Weasley: You passed embarrassing when you choked on air a second ago... And then supposedly just hugged the floor.

Percy Weasley: Fine..I....might have told Scabbers about Penny and he might have sat on her picture for a long time, observing it in a ratty fashion and I might have also done a happy dance when she was made Prefect with me and then he might have slobbered all over the picture. Now I know it wasn't just a rat thing... :(

Harry Potter: Okay I just died laughing!

Hermione Granger: But you're still alive Harry..

Harry Potter: Blimey Hermione. It's an expression. Were you raised in the last century or something?

Ron Weasley: Umm who's Penny?

Hermione Granger: Penelope Clearwater.

Ronald Weasley: Ooh that half-blood you pretended to be when we were attacked by those snatchers right?

Percy Weasley: YOU PRETENDED TO BE MY FIANCE?

Hermione Granger: Yes.

Ronald Weasley: I let Scabbers sleep in my bed!

Fred Weasley: Yeah we were kinda wondering about that Ron...

Ron Weasley: Huh??

George Weasley: You forget that we had the marauders' map before Harry. So we saw this name next to yours every night in your dorm. It said Peter Petigrew right next to Ronald Weasley..

Fred Weasley: And sometime before that Peter Petigrew used to be next to Percy Weasley..

Harry Potter: AND YOU GUYS SAID NOTHING ABOUT IT TO ANYONE??

Fred Weasley: Hey we just thought our brothers were going through a phase....

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A/N

So I watched part of Prisoner Of Azkaban a while ago and this just popped into my head! I hope you guys like it :) Oh and guys can you please check out my Hunger Games fanfic and leave feedback on it? Please? It's called Shattered and it's about Finnick. Please read it!

I'd love some votes and comments on this chapter xD

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