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Percy Jackson has updated his status;
I just took up a new subject at school. Astronomy!!!
Comments;
Annabeth Chase: Wow, Percy, I never thought you'd be that type of guy :)
Grover Underwood: Me either :/
Tyson: MY BROTHER WILL WALK ON THE MOON ONE DAY!
Annabeth Chase: .......
Grover Underwood: Yeah, that'll happen when elephants start pooping gold coins.
Tyson: That would be awesome too, but not cooler than my brother.
Annabeth Chase: Tyson, were you eating a whole tub of ice cream again?
PercyJackson: Guys,quit it. I just found out something that will shock you all.
Grover Underwood: What is it?
Percy Jackson: Well, you know about the planet Pluto right?
Anbabeth Chase: Yeah and I know what you're about to say.....
Persephone: DON'T SAY IT!
Percy Jackson: Holy cheese! How'd she get on here?
Persephone: That is none of your concern, but listen to my warning and don't say what you were about to say.
Percy Jackson: You mean the thing about Pluto being a...
Persephone: YES. EXACTLY THAT!
Pluto: Who dares say my name?
Persephone: No one dear. Let us return to our dinner.
Pluto: I'll be right there, Perry. I just need to know what this is all about.
Persephone: Oh boy.
Percy Jackson: I was just about to tell them how there's a planet named after you and...
Pluto: There's a planet named after me? See, Perry, I told you I was famous....
Persephone: .....
Percy Jackson: Well, the thing is that Pluto is a dwarf planet. I just found out today....
Pluto: WHAT DID YOU SAY!?!?
Percy Jackson: I said that Pluto is....
Pluto: I KNOW WHAT YOU SAID, SON OF POSEIDON.
Percy Jackson: Well then, why'd you ask?
Pluto: This is an outrage. Don't you see? AN ABOMINATION! Who names these planets anyway?
Percy Jackson: Umm I don't really know....
Pluto: When I find out who did this, I will see to it that they suffer at the hands of my Furies. They will not enter....
Persephone: Pluto, honey, the chickens going cold :(
Pluto: I'll be right there, sweetie, don't worry. Right after I obliterate whoever named that blasted planet.
Percy Jackson: Well, you might also want to know that...
Persephone: If you finish that sentence, son of Poseidon, I shall see that you never eat a proper breakfast again. You shall puke whenever you eat cereal. I will talk to my mother tonight.
Percy Jackson: Oh well, I never liked oatmeal anyway. Lord, Pluto, umm Pluto is no longer a planet either. It kind off got kicked off the list of planets.
Pluto: WHY? WHO? WHAT? *passes out*
Annabeth Chase: You are really dumb Seaweed Brain. Seriously... I can't stop laughing! XD
Tyson : Hey I didn't know they have Facebook in Olympus...
Grover Underwood: That's exactly what I was thinking bro!
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I absolutely loved writing this one and I hope you liked it.
@xxMadeinWonderlandxxgave me the idea for Pluto's reaction after he finds out that Pluto is a dwarf planet, so I'd like to give her a shout-out. Check out her stories sometime because they are amazing :)
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