This isn't you, Katniss

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Katniss Everdeen updated her status:

Anyone want to go to thirteen with me tomorrow? I thought I'd go see how they were doing...

Comments:

Peeta Malark: Are you sure about this Katniss?

Johanna: Yeah I mean you kinda went all Girl On Fire on their president, remember?

Gale Hawthorne: Besides, I'm coming over tomorrow!

Peeta Malark: Bugger off hunter boy! I think we made it clear that no one wanted you here.

Annie Cresta: Yeah we did!

Gale Hawthorne: Yeah well Greasy Sae wants to meet me and I am sure Katniss does too so shut the heck up!

Katniss Everdeen: They are right, Gale...

Gale Hawthorne: What??? B...but I thought you....forgave me....

Katniss Everfeen: I shall not rest until I see you die!

Gale Hawthorne: Catnip, this isn't you...

Katniss Everdeen: Really? Yeah well then how do I know that you still have your childhood teddy bear huh?

Gale Hawthorne: Okay stop, Katniss!

Peeta Malark: You don't get to talk to her hunter boy! I do! Now watch a pro handle an emotional girl...

Gale Hawthorne: .......

Peeta Malark: Kat, honey come over to my house okay? I've got those cinnamon buns you love.

Katniss Everdeen: DON'T CALL ME KAT!

Peeta Malark: Fine, fine. Just come over will you? I want to show you something.

Katniss Everdeen: This better not be another kind of bread you baked. Not that I don't enjoy you going on and on about how you made it....

Peeta Malark: No it isn't another type of bread... It's actually Butler cop. He's amazing! He just gave me the biggest lick ever. I don't even know how he managed it when he's not a dog. But I think I love Butler cop now... You probably don't want him staying at your place anyway. He can get a little....pushy but that's okay for me. So he's moving in with me.

Gale Hawthorne: .........wow....

Annie Cresta: I did not see that coming, Peeta -_-

Greasy Sae: You have A LOT of explaining to do mister.

Gale Hawthorne: How's Katniss taking it Annie?

Annie Cresta: Would *running off into the woods with her bow and quiver, yelling, "I will find out who Butler Cop is"* be okay?

Gale Hawthorne: She's so not okay right now. Sorry baker boy, but....the game is back ON!

Peeta Malark: I have no clue what just happened here......

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A/N

So I think I did a fairly good job with this one. Now, who do you think Butler Cop is? Comment below! I'm telling you, you guys will be umm...surprised when you find out and...yeah. Oh check out the picture I attached! And please comment guys! I need to know what you think of this book so I can get motivated to post more and stuff :)

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