Harry Potter Percy Jackson and The Hunger Games Chats

You Are A Horrible Person

Percy Jackson updated his status:

I'm bored. Anybody want to eat blue cake with me?

Comments:

Grover Underwood: You would really share blue cake with us? Wow I feel special now Perce.

Clarisse La Rue: If you're bored prissy, there's nothing we can do about it so quit whining!

Tyson: Is brother bored? Does brother want to play with me?

Percy Jackson: Maybe later Tyson..

Rachel Dare: Percy, your mom called. She wants to know if you want more blue cake...

Percy Jackson: Oooh tell her I do!

Grover Underwood: And since you're sharing it with us, I'll be at your cabin soon.

Percy Jackson: Oh yeah.....about that..

Rachel Dare: What!?

Percy Jackson: I was never planning on sharing it with anyone.. I just wanted to trick you all into coming online so I could talk to someone.

Grover Underwood: You are a horrible person!

Percy Jackson: Hey nothing comes between me and my blue cake, man!

Tyson: :( but I wanted cake!

Leo Valdez: Hey Percy, it's been ages since you annoyed Chiron!

Percy Jackson: Oh yeah! I should do it now!

Rachel Dare: This won't end well...

Leo Valdez: I'll get the popcorn!

Percy Jackson posted a message on Chiron's wall:

Hey Chiron, how's it going?

Comments:

Chiron: Hello Percy :) how's my favorite hero doing?

Percy Jackson: Nice to meet you, where you been?

Chiron: Umm.. At the Big House..

Percy Jackson: I could show you incredible things

Chiron: Ooh what kind of incredible things eh?

Percy Jackson: Magic, madness, heaven, sin

Chiron: Percy....

Percy Jackson: Saw you there and I thought Oh my God, look at that face

Chiron: But I still have the wart! Do you mean to say that....that...it is gone?

Percy Jackson: You look like my next mistake

Chiron: Percy, look we've been over this.

Percy Jackson: Love's a game, wanna play?

Chiron: It's not happening kid!

Percy Jackson: New money, suit and tie

Chiron: Really now. I would never wear a suit and tie! It hides my swag!

Leo Valdez: Please don't say that ever again Chiron.

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Percy Jackson: I can read you like a magazine

Chiron: Am I that transparent? Am I!???

Percy Jackson: Ain't it funny, rumors fly

Chiron: You're telling me.. I heard someone saying I dance to Miley Cyrus songs!

Percy Jackson: And I know you heard about me

Chiron: *sighs* everyone has heard about you Percy..

Percy Jackson: So hey, let's be friends

Chiron: Really?

Percy Jackson: I'm dying to see how this one ends

Chiron: This just keeps getting weirder..

Percy Jackson: Grab your passport and my hand

Chiron: Not happening! Besides...you have cooties

Percy Jackson: I can make the bad guys good for a weekend

Chiron: Percy..get off my profile. Now!

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