I. Hate. You.

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Calypso updated her status:

Curse you Zeus!

Comments:

Zeus: Ahhh Calypso, is it?

Calypso: That's what my exile certificate says so yes it is Calypso!

Hermes: Well you're not in a good mood.

Zeus: She's never in a good mood.

Calypso: Not when you're around I'm not. I hate you!

Zeus: Calypso, calm down. You'll get another hero soon.

Calypso: And then what? He'll stay with me?

Hermes: Well....he'll leave.

Zeus: Like the rest of them.

Calypso: GET OFF MY WALL!

Hermes: Hey at least I got you Internet service, huh?

Calypso: Thank you for that.

Zeus: Your punishment is eternal.

Calypso: But I am not like my father! This is so unfair!

Zeus: Sometimes, life is not fair.

Calypso: Well good day. I think another hero washed up on my beach.

Hermes: Have fun with this one! I picked him myself!

Calypso: Is he from Camp Half-blood?

Hermes: Yupp.. Calypso my child, he is all yours..

Zeus: For a while.

Calypso: He has good hair.

Hermes: She has started to fall right away!

Zeus: This is perfect!

Calypso: You. Are. Evil.

Hermes: Tell me how it goes Cal!

Calypso: My name is not Cal!

Hermes: Callie?

Calypso: If I were off this island, I would have clobbered you.

Hermes: Good thing you're on this island then.

Calypso: Ah but I do have internet. Check your wall.

Calypso has posted a message on Hermes's wall

How are you Hermes? I hope you got the pay order slip for the book you ordered from our online store. Your copy of "100 Ways To Steal Aphrodite's Hairbrush" will arrive shortly.

Comments:

Aphrodite: HERMES! HOW DARE YOU???

Hermes: it wasn't me!

Aphrodite: You will pay now!

Hermes: I swear it wasn't me!

Aphrodite: Well then, this wasn't me either.

Hermes: What?

Aphrodite: The kids in your cabin at Camp Half-blood are all wearing bright blinding neon yellow. They won't be able to take it off. AND they kinda don't like each other anymore.

Hermes: I hate you Calypso.

Calypso: It's a mutual feeling. :)

Calypso: Hey this kid drools in his sleep. :/

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I tried to make this as good as I could so I hope you guys like it! Please let me know if you did in the comments :)

And omg thank you for all your kind comments on my last update. It means so much to me that you guys enjoy what I write. Those comments really helped me. XD I'm getting inspired to write again. Let's see how it goes..

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