You Wasted Three Years!

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Harry Potter is online

Hermione Granger is online

Ronald Weasley is online

Harry Potter: Hey guys :)

Ronald Weasley: Why is it that we always have these conversations WHEN I'M EATING!?

Hermione Granger: Hi, you two.

Harry Potter: Ron....I think you need to change your eating routine...

Ronald Weasley: Why should I change it huh? You change your timing! My food is more important!

Harry Potter: Yeah yeah. What were you eating anyway?

Hermione Granger: Wait... Let me guess...chicken?

Ronald Weasley: YASSS!! How'd you know!?

Hermione Granger: Oh wild guess! Haha

Harry Potter: Anyway, I will be asking the questions today and we will be answering two questions in one session. Okay guys?

Hermione Granger: What? Why do you get to ask the questions!?

Harry Potter: Because *sigh* the questions are not for me and one of them is actually for you Hermione. So I figured I'd ask.

Hermione Granger: Okay fine.

Harry Potter: This is going to be so much fun! Okay Ron you're up first mate. :)

Ronald Weasley: I'M READY TO ANSWER!

Harry Potter: Okay Romione48 asks: When did you start liking Hermione?

(3 minutes later)

Harry Potter: Uhh Ron?

Harry Potter: Ron? Where did you go mate?

Hermione Granger: Ummm....did he just leave!?

Ronald Weasley: No! I'm here.

Harry Potter: Great. Just answer the question now. Haha

Ronald Weasley: Fine. I will..

Harry Potter: Okay answer it then.

Ronald Weasley: Uh...my goldfish died..

Harry Potter: We will remember your goldfish Ron. NOW ANSWER!

Ronald Weasley: Fine! It was....in fourth year. I mean I was fascinated by her in our first year too... But fourth year was when I actually realized that she was....you know...special.

Harry Potter: Uh huh. I can remember that all too well.. How you suddenly said: "Hermione, you're a girl!"

Ronald Weasley: Harry, please don't....

Harry Potter: And Hermione said something like "oh I'm glad you noticed.."

Hermione Granger: *mumbles* those weren't my exact words...

Harry Potter: But you meant them!

Hermione Granger: Well....yeah.

Ronald Weasley: So I've answered my question. Can we move on?

Harry Potter: Nope. You need to tell us when exactly....

Ronald Weasley: Urghh fine! When I saw her with Vicky!

Hermione Granger: You mean Victor!

Ronald Weasley: No. I mean Vicky.

Hermione Granger: Ron, I'm warning you...

Ronald Weasley: Vick.... Vicky...Vick Vick....

Harry Potter: *cough* jealousy *cough*

Ronald Weasley: Just drop it now!

Harry Potter: Fine... You're no fun! Okay Hermione. The next question is for you.

Hermione Granger: Okay. What is it?

Harry Potter: Okay Romione48 asks: When did you start liking Ron?

Ronald Weasley: When she laid eyes on me on the train, she thought; oh sweet heavens, that is perfection.

Hermione Granger: Uh no... I didn't actually. My real thoughts were.... Red hair, freckles, poor hygiene, famous friend. Kid looks dumb.

Ronald Weasley: That is just cold!

Harry Potter: And funny. Haha

Hermione Granger: So no. It wasn't on the train, Ron.

Ronald Weasley: Then when?

Hermione Granger: *mumbles* fourth year....

Ronald Weasley: REALLY!?!?

Harry Potter: Wow...

Hermione Granger: Yep

Ronald Weasley: Why didn't you say anything!?

Hermione Granger: You were supposed to say something Ronald. Not me.

Ronald Weasley: You could've given me a sign or something!

Hermione Granger: I did!

Ronald Weasley: You should write a book Hermione. Really. I think it would help loads of guys out there.

Hermione Granger: *sigh* Yes; guys with the emotional range of a teaspoon perhaps..

Harry Potter: Yup. Now tell us exactly when you realized this food-loving maniac was the guy...

Hermione Granger: Do I have to?

Ronald Weasley: Yep. And Harry, I'm not a food-loving maniac okay!?

Harry Potter: Sure you're not. :) Now answer the question Hermione...

Hermione Granger: When I saw you two with the Patil twins at the Yule Ball...

Ronald Weasley: Ohhh..

Harry Potter: Wow..that was the around the same time Ron realized...

Hermione Granger: Yeah... I guess...

Harry Potter: ARE YOY KIDDING ME? YOY TWO WASTED THREE YEARS AFTER THAT! WHO DOES THAT?

Ronald Weasley: *bows head*

Hermione Granger: -_-

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A/N
Q: Do you think the way I answer these questions is getting boring? Because I'm trying to make them as funny as I can but... I dunno... Haha anyway I hope this was good enough @Romione48 XD

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