Smells Like Trouble

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Effie Trinket updated her status:

I just heard the most amazing song! The Capitol is a wonderful place!

Comments:

Haymitch Abernathy: Really Effie? You listen to music?

Effie Trinket: Of course I do!

Haymitch Abernathy: Oh sure...you probably like old school bands!

Effie Trinket: No I do not. And haven't you ever heard the phrase; old is gold?

Haymitch Abernathy: So you were listening to an old song!

Effie Trinket: I can prove that I was listening to a new song!

Haymitch Abernathy: Go ahead..

Effie Trinket: Right

Haymitch Abernathy: Huh?

Effie Trinket: I shoulda known you were bad news. From the bad boy demeanor and the tattoos

Haymitch Abernathy: I'm not bad news! And how do you know about my butterfly tattoo?

Effie TrinketCause most guys only want one thing. But I'm undecided, tryna figure out if that's you

Haymitch Abernathy: That's not me sweetheart :)

Effie Trinket: Either way though, I think you're worth a test drive
Cause (ooh) you're so much better than the next guy

Haymitch Abernathy: Okay firstly, test drive? You think I'm a car sweetheart? And second; I know I am. ;)

Effie Trinket: And a little trouble only makes for a good time. So all the normal red flags be a good sign

Haymitch Abernathy: That's true...

Effie Trinket: Don't you come here thinking you're ballin'. Ain't down for it

Haymitch Abernathy: Wow. Effie...

Effie Trinket: You seem like trouble to me

Haymitch Abernathy: I do? *winks*

Effie Trinket: I can tell by the way that you lean And the way that you kiss your teeth

Haymitch Abernathy: The way that I lean? I do not lean. I stand with swag! And....why would I kiss my teeth? Wait....how would I be able to kiss my teeth is a better question...

Effie Trinket: And you turn up so fresh and clean

Haymitch Abernathy: Thank you! It's a new shower-gel. I'm just trying it out..

Effie Trinket: Smells like trouble to me

Haymitch Abernathy: Hey my new shower-gel smells like pink grapefruit. And that does not smell like trouble!!

Effie Trinket: There. I just posted some of the lyrics to the song I heard.. Does this look old to you?

Haymitch Abernathy: Oh good. I was beginning to believe my shower-gel smelled bad..

Effie Trinket: Now about that butterfly tattoo you mentioned....

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