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Harry Potter is online

Ronald Weasley is online

Hermione Granger is online

Ronald Weasley: FINALLY! I GET TO ASK A QUESTION!!!!!

Harry Potter: Ugh just do it already.

Ronald Weasley: I will!

Harry Potter: *mumbles* git.

Hermione Granger: Harry that was not nice!

Ronald Weasley: Yeah! You offended me!

Harry Potter: Yeah, well then maybe you should shut up and stay away from me!

Hermione Granger: Sheesh what's got you all worked up?

Harry Potter: RON!

Hermione Granger: Umm

Harry Potter: He used the Bat Bogey hex on mr!

Ronald Weasley: For the last time, I was aiming for the Ed Sheeran poster!

Harry Potter: You foul, loathsome, evil, little cockroach! Urgghhh!!

Hermione Granger: Harry I'm sure he didn't mean to hex your poster... I mean uh maybe?

Harry Potter: He did! Anyway, just ask the question so I can stop talking to you, Ron.

Ronald Weasley: Fine. It's from Romione48 and she asks: Guys... This is a question from the bottom of my heart so be serious. I love you guys together because you are the cutest couple I know. And... CAN I BE YOUR FIRST CHILD'S GODMOTHER!?

Harry Potter: Of course you can :)

Ronald Weasley: She was talking to us!

Harry Potter: So? Can't I give my opinion?

Ronald Weasley: NO!

Harry Potter: Why!?

Ronald Weasley: Because it's our child!

Harry Potter: O.o

Hermione Granger: .....uh ummm..

Ronald Weasley: Oh.

Harry Potter: Sooooo...your child eh?

Ronald Weasley: Uh ummm..

Hermione Granger: Er we're not...

Ronald Weasley: I didn't ask...

Harry Potter: Carrots.

Hermione Granger: What Harry? Just....what?

Harry Potter: Oh whenever something awkward happens, I blurt out random words.

Hermione Granger: Oh.

Harry Potter: Yeah...I think you guys should answer the question now..

Ronald Weasley: Oh well...umm..the thing is that....er... Hermione and I....uhh....

Hermione Granger: What Ron is trying to say is that yes you can be our first child's godmother. :)

Ronald Weasley: Right. Yeah. That's what I meant.

Harry Potter: Onions...

Hermione Granger: Harry it's not awkward anymore..

Harry Potter: Oh I know. I jusr had too many onions in my sandwich..

Ronald Weasley: Weirdo

Harry Potter: Don't talk to me!

Ronald Weasley: Fine.

Harry Potter: Fine.

Ronald Weasley: We have another question to answer..

Harry Potter: Oh yeah. So Romione48 says: Hermione, I know you love Ron no matter what but.... Why do you make fun of him so much? Even I know that he isn't the brightest wizard in Hogwarts, but I'm top of my class. The only way I'm not like you is I'd cherish my time with Ron. I'd hug him everyday and tell him he was stupid and goofy and then I'd kiss him, and give him chicken. I'm trying here Ron...

Ronald Weasley: Hey! I love this girl!

Harry Potter: XD

Ronald Weasley: She actually gets me. Haha

Harry Potter: Yup

Ronald Weasley: I thought you weren't talking to me Harry?

Harry Potter: I'm not. I'm just talking to you right now for the sake of the chats.

Ronald Weasley: Oh.

Harry Potter: Yeah. So Hermione, that question was for you.

Hermione Granger: Oh right. Well the thing is that Ron is everything for me. But sometimes he just acts stupid and it's like I have this urge to tease him about it. But it's all in good fun. If anybody else called him stupid and teased him, I would not be happy at all and would probably send them a howler. And hex them.

Harry Potter: So what you're saying is; nobody can tease him but you?

Hermione Granger: Yes, Harry. That is what I'm saying... And Ron knows I would never tease him out of spite. I just do it for fun. Don't you Ron?

Ronald Weasley: I do :)

Harry Potter: That's nice. And OMG he said I do!

Ronald Weasley: So?

Harry Potter: Never-mind.. *mumbles* My OTP!

Hermione Granger: Yeah. So...yeah..

Harry Potter: Hermione, are you going red?

Hermione Granger: N...no..

Harry Potter: You SO are!

Hermione Granger: Cur it out Harry!

Harry Potter: And also, I caught you getting a plate of chicken from the kitchens yesterday.. Was that for Ron?

Hermione Granger: It might have been..

Ronald Weasley: *sighs dreamily* that was some good chicken...
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A/N
Q: I might have asked this before but who likes Once Upon A Time here? And if you like it, what is your favorite episode? So I hops that was good. I really tried to make it good guys. Please tell me what you thought by voting and commenting. :) and thanks so much for reading, voting and commenting! It means a lot XD

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