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Mystics/OCs affiliated with the Mystics:
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Xena, going through records: Wh- you changed the percentage again you little sH-!
Daedalus: *Muffled giggling-* no I didn't-
Xena: Yes you did-
Daedalus: *:>* No I didn't-
Xena: *Pff-*
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Dana: *Earrape mic noises-*
Dusty:
Dusty, softly, but with a lot of emotion: I- I don't speak Spanish...-
Dana: oh- pFTHAHAHAHHAHA-
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Cascade: ...are you flirting with me?
Aalto: ....I- I'm trying-
Aalto: I have no idea what I'm doing-
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Daedalus, bending down to eye level with Aalto: How old are you? Like 10?
Aalto, with pure rage: i'M SIXTE E N -
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Teen! Xena: I may be depressed but at least I have an iced coffee!
T! Lynette: You're still depressed though.
T! Xena: ...but I have an iced coffee-
T! Lynette: But yo- you're still depressed.
T! Xena: O k A y, but I have an iced coffee-
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Daedalus, chasing Xena at top speed: yOU AIN'T AS FAST AS YOU TH I N K -
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Xena: oh come on Dana don't bully the Canadian kid-
Dana, bothering Dusty: hAH-
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Xena, 15, talking about Herc: gA H - I'm just trying to VIBE and be a stRONG independent wOMAN- and this MANS HAS THE A U D A C I T Y to be C U T E and N I C E TO ME and RESPECTFUL, and now I HAVE FEELINGS-
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Xena: No- say it again- what's marriage Dana-
Dana, tipsy, crying laughing: M u t u a l s i m p i n g -
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Lynette: Apparently summer ends in two weeks... *inhale* What the fruit-by-the-foot-flavored roll-up-fuck was that?? I did nothing except sit on my kitchen floor and cry-
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Dana: Officer I drop-kicked that child in self defense-
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Dusty: Yeah you're probably all like, "oH YeAh No PolIcE" but look- i'M MISSING A FUCKING D O O R -
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Dana: *Shoots at Xena point blank*
Xena: *Dodges-*
Dana:
Dana, genuinely confused: HOW THE F*CK DID YOU DODGE THAT SH!T-
Xena: *whEEZE-*
Dana: This ain't no f*cking matrix what the f*ck-
Xena, giggling: I see evERYTHING-
Dana, speed-walking away: Hell no man I'm not dealing with this sh!t-
