sorry for not uploading since April 1st lmao procrastination and exhaustion is at an all time high so wOOO
anyways here's funny chapter it's kinda short just like me
laugh.
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Dusk: like - aunt AIRI- gets a nice fucken' office,,, and then the higher ranks are like-
"oh, Dusk & Demented??? shitt okay, how about this fucken,,,, FROZEN VOID-"
Odessa: *dyign-*
Dusk: "WHERE IF YOU DON'T HAVE ANY SORT OF HEALING MAGIC YOU DIE IN 10 SECONDS-"
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[ daeva and her weird insults pt 1 ]
Daeva, skating away backwards: 𝓁𝒶𝓉𝑒𝓇, 𝓈𝓁𝒾𝓂𝑒 𝒷𝑜𝓎~
Dusk & Demented: w-
whAT DOES THAT EVEN ME A N -
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idk an interviewer: what would you say is your biggest flaw?
Mitsu:
Mitsu: I can't die-
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[ doing a q&a/storytime on live tour ]
Diesel, voice d r i p p i n g with rage: first job I had??? burger king.
[ laughter ]
Diesel, mockingly: HAHAHA.-
[ more laughter ]
Diesel: I'll come down there, man-
anyways, my friend got me the j- MY FRIEND GOT ME THE JOB. she was the manager.
you think that'd be cool, y'know??? cuz she's basically my sister????? but she was a BITCH-
[ laughter- ]
Diesel: she would put me on drive-thru every. night.
*inhale*
wHY DO SOME PEOPLE INSIST ON YELLING AT THE DRIVE-THRU?????
Diesel: I'll be there with my stupid little headset and I'll be like, "hi welcome to Burger King what can I get y -"
Diesel, getting uncomfortably close to the mic: " W H O P P E R . W̷̤̫̦̳̥̋͘ͅ ̷̰̳͇̱͉̜̈̈́͊̿̏̕H̶̭͚̤̻̍͂̈̑͛͘Ȧ̶̘̽̓̇͋̓Ỹ̶̪̓̀̈́̄̒Y̸̟̋̀Ṯ̵͚̈́ͅA̴͎͓̺͎̽J̴̛̘̙̤̣̮̀̊͊̑̒S̵̼͎̊̀͑̀̎ͅG̸̗̻̳̩͂̒Å̶͕̝̝̥̍ͅG̴̨̋̔̆̑̽͒A̷͍̜̠̹̬͇̓̊̓̃̊́Ï̸̠̌̈̍̒̚Ň̸͙̓͂̒?̵̞̜̱̉̒̄̒͘?̵̜̮̠̗̜̉͗͒̑͌?̸̞̝͉̜̪̗͑̆͘͝ ̵̘͋̓Ẃ̸̦͇̣̄͐̈́̽̋ ̶̡̨̥̼̈́H̸͉̤́̉̓͆̕ͅ ̷̡͕͖͉̳̓̾̄̽͑͜͠O̸͈̙̅͌͆͆P̶̟̼͙̣̆̔̿́̅̌͜P̵͇͔̐ ̸̱̞͈͎̀É̶̲̙̮̱̊̽̀͛̕ ̷̨̀R̶̦͉̊̈́͘͝ ̷͉̥̰͚̂͒̒̕-"
"sir I -"
"̶͔̒L̴͙̙̰̀͊̽ ̶̭̫͗̇͝ ̷̳̰̤̳̉̔͂̌A̷̛̗̜͑̽ ̷̝̭̍̔̇ ̷̼́̌͗͊ ̷̲̘͍̈͑̋̚R̶͍̺͗̊̋ ̴̜͈͌̊͠ ̴͓͋̀G̵͉̙̚ ̵͓͂͠͝͠ ̵̰̲͙̅́͝E̴͉̝͇͂̔ ̶͓̂̉ ̷͉̜̱̆͋̔ͅ ̶͙͖̼̯̑̎͘F̵̞̗̈́͂ͅ ̶̞̘͓̮͒̽́͘ ̴̫̀́̚͝Ṙ̸̥̍͋̽ ̴̛͙̇ ̷̨̞͋͗Y̵̧͙̯̲̋͗̓̃ ̷͉̒̇"̵̝̃́
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Cristoff: *rollerblades into Del's bedroom with a pink Monster can, sunglasses and unbrushed, messy hair*
Cris: dEL you're not gonna fuckin' believe this-
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Jason: GIRL you are KILLING IT! ...GIRL i don't think it's MOVING ANYMORE. GIRL you can stoP BITING-
