I just finished my History class for good-
you know what that means-
more Mystic/Shier Whia brainrot >:D-
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donation: sing for us pls
Mitsu:
Mitsu: *zooms in on his face, faintly smiling*
Mitsu: no <3
donation, tipping 50 bucks: sir pls take my money
Mitsu, eyes lighting up: yES!-
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Theo: do you have preferred pronouns?
Tevy's non-binary ass: for me? I am but a little flower-
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Athanasios, Deity of Death: *vibing*
Xena: *pops into existence*
Xena: a human head can retain consciousness for a while after being decapitated! :D
Xena: *pops back out of existence*
Athan:
Athan, mildly disturbed: ʷʰᵃᵗ
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Lynette: she's a fuckin' liability.
Dana: ? who?
*Xena accidentally dismisses her glider and falls 50 feet into the river in the bg-*
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Kozbi: you're rather annoying...
Mitsu: I'm hot as fuck so it doesn't even matter-
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Xena, laying facedown on the kitchen table: ...I need serotonin.
Herc: *gets up*
*pauses*
*sits back down*
Herc, softly: I forgot what serotonin was until after I got up and was going to get you some-
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Xena, who's shorter than literally everyone else in her life: i'm going to fight all tall people and i am going to w i n -
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fan: how tall are you?
Xena, deadpan: extremely-
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Kozbi when she was a warmonger: I WANT TO M U R D E R -
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me: politics are a nightmare I'm going to Norway to eat snow and English Yew
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- mm social media -
Xena: husband has been handling meals for me recently. first night he's gone it's sprinkles for dinner
Herc: So help me GOD if you don't eat smth nutritious-
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Jilaiya, aiming his spear at Daeva: purposely mispronounce my name again and I will step on your esophagus-
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Creator: ...wait brownies AS IN P O T ? ? -
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Xena, talking to Dusty after she and Herc start dating: respectful aND asks for consent before a kiss??? gOD JUST FUCK ME WHY DON'T YOU-
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