alternate title: Alyx yelling at Samael and Kineta for an entire chapter ft. Hound bc I don't give Hound enough love
anyways here's the wolf boy going feral
the context for most of these is him getting fed up with foreign dimensions and just wanting to go home
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*alyx beating a false god over the head with a rock*
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Kineta, buffering in ADHD: I think,,, maybe...????-
Alyx, trying not to get killed by a minor deity: oH SHUT UP-
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Alyx: ...is that my drink??
Kineta:
Kineta: ...................no.
Alyx: ...that was my drink-
you fucker-
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Alyx, snatching his sword back from Samael: j- give me back my thing. anyways-
Kineta: *just fucking dies laughing-*
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Kineta: did you see that, Alyx?? what do you think?
Alyx, after temporarily losing his eyesight:
Alyx: I can't SEE, K I N E T A -
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the Enemy Guard: how many times are you going to run off??? I've captured and chained you up like 17 different times!!!
Alyx:
Alyx: I feel like it's gonna be at least 18-
*long, awkward silence*
the Enemy Guard: the audacity-
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Alyx, burying his face in his hands: I miss my wife, Hound.
Hound, very very quietly: i know buddy-
Alyx: I miss them a lot-
Hound: i know-
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Hound, nervously: that's an advanced sword technique-
Alyx, fucking splitting the city almost in half: yeah, it's called digging up Atlantis-
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Alyx: everybody shu - shut up- s- sHUT UP- SH UT U P - S H U T U P-
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Alyx, stabbing a lord in the head: sPEAK FOR YOURSELF, MOTHERFUCKER-
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Alyx trying to vent: *incoherent, inexplicable emotional noises*
Hound, genuinely concerned: you okay buddy??-
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Alyx, slinging an injured Kineta over his shoulder: ...you're heavy-
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*sizes the Enemy Lord up and down*
Alyx: yeah, I can kill you.
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the enemy's lord: look, do you want me to JUMP over this table? because I w i l l.
Alyx: feeling froggy?
leap.
enemy lord, ready to execute his smug ass: okay well HERE I C O M E -
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Alyx: *literally summons a hurricane while fighting a god*
Kineta, talking to a city guard: yeah, that's my brother, just ignore him-
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Kineta: a- oh- sorry, I...don't really do torturing,,, stuff-
Alyx: I do. move-
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uhhh that's all I got lmao-
