y'all I'm bored-
this is mostly the Hamilton-Lawless kids/Shier Whia lmao-
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Daeva, holding a flashlight: we're playing a game of Whack-Fuck here.
Daeva: *inhale* WHACK! *throws flashlight*
*hits an unsuspecting Jilaiya in the neck from across the yard*
Jilaiya: fUCK-
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Dusk, literally just standing there:
*shifts into Demented unprompted*
Demented:
Demented: what the FUCK-
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Duvessa, picking Starvos up by the waist: why are you so small- *giggle-* why you so tiny-
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Jilaiya, at literally any former clan member: there's a coffin.
there's a name engraved on it.
"w h o r e"
it's empty!
*aggressively grabbing said clan member by the throat* a ND YOU'RE GO I N G I N I T -
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Herc: hey Ji! we have a visitor! :D
Jilaiya, literally hiding in the staircase: don't tell me it's Kozbi.
Herc, gesturing to the doorway: it's Kozbi-
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- playing Security Breach -
Icarus: so where am I- *gASP* MUSIC MANNN!! :DD
Hadeon/Hanja: what is i- AH WHAT THE F U CK WHAT IS TH A T TH ING-
Icarus: oh he's a teeny music man :0
Hanja: *PANICKED KUMIHO NOISES* NO NO NO N O-
Icarus, absolutely ecstatic: teeny music mann!!
Hanja: NO NO NO WHAT ARE Y OU-
Icarus: ehehehee- he's a teeny music man- teeny boy :DDD-
Hanja: *CRYIGN-*
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Oreo: we both know who the pretty sister is, and it's not you-
Odessa, who hasn't slept in five days, drawing on a whiteboard: ✨ Glamrock Freddy ✨
Oreo: ...we're not related to Glamrock Freddy, Dess-
Odessa: we should be-
Oreo: ...h- he's an animatronic, Dessa, we can't-
Daeva, from across the room: actually I watched a Game Theory video on that-
Oreo: pfTHAHAHAHA-
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Hanja, back at his old house: *at Icarus* not that it's any of your business, but fuck you, and fuck off - and leave me to my war crimes.
*cracking sound*
Hanja, oh so calm: oh the bridge just cracked. I think I might fa-
*CRASH-*
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me, drawing Mitsuaki: so I am FORCIBLY feminizing you, bitch- sorry!! I am now going to FORCIBLY feminize you. I am, at GUNPOINT, going to FORCIBLY feminize-
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Mitsuaki: *downs an entire shot of pure vodka*
*zooms in on himself*
Mitsu: i wanna die :D
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- let's pretend they all get along -
Mitsuaki, zooming in on Jilaiya, who's curled into a ball on the ceiling: ...well, Jilaiya's still in his corner. with lots of thoughts and feelings,,, none of which are good!!-
*Kozbi stifling laughter in the bg-*
Mitsu, walking away before he gets mauled by Ji: goodbye~-
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Cristoff: hEY!! YOU OVER THERE- *shoots the platform below his phone with an arrow*
*various sounds of his phone falling onto the grass*
*rapid footfalls*
Cris, grabbing his phone again: g i v e m e y o u r p r o n o u n s -
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Odessa: *opens the oven. what is she cooking? fire.*
Odessa:
Odessa: *quietly closes the oven and shuffles away* ok a a ay-
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Daeva, about to fucking snap: I'm cooking r a m e n, but I foRGOT *opens microwave* TO ADD THE NOOdlesss it's just w a t e r -
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*Mitsuaki chasing Kozbi around Mystic Grove with his axe*
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Mitsuaki: kOBE! *throws one of those little plastic hoops at Kozbi*
*lands said hoop on one of their horns*
Kozbi:
Kozbi: *you can't see their face but you just k n o w she's staring at them in disappointment-*
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Luck, doing some weird rocking thing on the bed: 10 minutes after ~one~ cappucino- I am FEELIN' IT-
*rocks too far back and falls off the bed-*
Bela: pF-
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- at college, during a test -
Oreo: *leans back in her chair* *zooms in on Dusk*
Dusk: *curled into a ball on the floor in the corner, with Demented awkwardly trying to pick him up-*
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Cristoff: aTTenTION EVERY O Ne
Cris: THERE IS NO MORE S A D N E S S
Cris: there is only ✨𝓭𝓪𝓷𝓬𝓮✨
*cut to Cris just vibing*
Cris: ♪♫ if I keep on movin then the pain goes 𝓪 𝔀 𝓪 𝔂 and if I don't stop movin then the pain cannot 𝓈𝓉𝒶𝓎 and if I keep on groovin then the pain won't catch 𝓂𝐸𝐸- ♪
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Mitsuaki, just chillin in a tree:
*sees Daeva running like the fucking wind past him*
Mitsu: ??? look at this fuckin' kid running...somebody chasing her or smth...??
*goes back to messing with his lantern*
*...*
Mitsu, abruptly jumping out of the tree: OH FUCK W E ' R E CHASING HER-
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that's all I'm doing lol-
