I haven't done a meme chapter in a while. and I'm absolutely miserable. so here, have one while I work on Kozbi's official form-
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Daeva: Running barefoot to my dad's house, what about you, I no longer have any insecurities so watch me- eUh-
*zooms in on Mitsuaki, who's just kinda vibing in a tree except he's wearing casual clothes for once*
*Mitsuaki looks at her and just- waves*
Daeva, running as fast as possible: a A-
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Odessa, who hasn't slept in 3 days: ♫ it's the remix 2 ignition,, hot n spicy mcchicken, I- *pauses*
*stares at the (inverted) wrapper for a second*
Odessa: Wc......Chicken? WcChicken?????
*flips wrapper so it's McChicken again*
Odessa: ohhh-
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Oriana: So my corpse fox calls me and is like, "Ori-Ori!! Help!! I think we're gonna be locked out of the house!!!"
*walks up to the back door*
Oriana, completely deadpan: oh no, the door is stuck behind the handle...how could this have h a p p e n e d and h o w do we f i x i t.......
Oriana: and I just....
*pushes the handle and un-sticks the door*
*turns and zooms in on Strawberry*
Strawberry: *starts waving at the camera* :DD-
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Valerie: *gets on a hoverboard wearing Diesel's platforms* *actually starts balancing really well???*
Valerie: *:0* what am I so fuckin' talented for??-
*...*
*falls-*
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Diesel, running home in a thunderstorm in heels: *pain* I- got a got a pocket full of su n shi ne-
Diesel: *agonized inhale*
Diesel, at the sky: whY'D you make mE gI NG E R
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Herc, completely deadpan: so...my wife. doesn't like bubbles.
Herc: *shoots one (1) singular bubble at her with a bubble gun*
Xena: *fEAR-*
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Jilaiya, watching a group of turkeys on the road: ...it's the local turkey gang. *inhales* TURKEY GANG.
*said turkeys immediately start gobbling-*
Fira in the bg: wH???-
Ji: *>:3-*
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[ on a road trip ]
Herc, laughing: wh- what did you get??
Daeva: *embarrassed laughter* okay so I got you gummies but I didn't know if you wanted those, so I got you these-
*places bag of gummies on the console*
Daeva: -but I didn't know if you wanted those, so I got you these-
*bag of other gummies*
