(Inspired by the video above-)
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Battle-crazed Xena, about to wreak havoc: BOW BEFORE YOUR GODDESS.
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Cai: Ne, Fuun-chan~?
Luck, who shares one of two braincells with him: Eh, Cai-chan~?
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Daedalus: Oh please, if you were of no use to me, I would have killed you by now.
Xena: eH?-
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Nyiri: Kshishishishi~!
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Xena: Dana it is 4 in the morning and I haven't slept in a week, do you really think I care??-
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Kaye: It's so bright...
Dusty: ...yeah. That's...the sun.
Kaye: ...can we turn it off?-
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John and Raud at the same time: eh?-
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Xander: This is Raaf he's my shadow wolf and I love him :D-
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Kaivalya: I am Vasudha Vilina Kaivalya.
Sidero: Vaisuh- vasu- duh- huh??-
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Lynette, in her deadpan voice: William Snakespeare.
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Bela: weird flex but o k ay -
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Demon! Asuka: God may judge you but His sins outnumber your own-
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Samael: kINETAAAAAA-
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Xena, beyond enraged: cOME AT ME BITCH I'M GOD'S FAVORITE-
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Dusty: ᴰᵃⁿᵃ ᵖˡᵉᵃˢᵉ⁻
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Daedalus: I want nothing more than to uppercut you to heaven's door-
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Ivory: B e g.
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Raud: Okay so I lied about everything, big deal, you still love me-
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Dusk: I am staying alive even if my very existence inconveniences eveRYONE-
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Bela: I've done nothing wrong.
Bela: Except for all the atrocities.
Bela: Other than that I'm innocent-
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Samael: I never sleep. I just die and wake up in the morning.
Alyx: ...you wake up in the morning?
Samael: from being dead, yes-
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Cain: Not to be weird but I'm gonna kill you with a rock-
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Dusk, sleep-deprived: If you kill me, my fangs only have a 2% drop rate
Oreo: ....care to explain?
Dusk: no-
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Nic: hey not to sound evil but if I had electrokinesis like Diesel I would cast a lighting bolt on anyone that even slightly inconvenienced me-
Val: Zeus without the horny-
Nic: pFT-
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Chi: ...what the fuck?
Chi not even two seconds later: anyways good morning to everyone except Blodwen-
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Jerenei: Somehow, Blodwen isn't the most chaotic in the room anymore.
White Smoke: *gets focking yeeted into a wall*
Jerenei: ...I rest my case-
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this is the product of my boredom, enjoy-
