ha funny chapter

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please laugh.

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[ probably how the clan figured out Kozbi's power ]

clanmate: man look at this fuckin' bullshit... *points at Kozbi's veil* the fuck is that??

clanmate: *grabs their veil* take that shit o -

*is immediately incinerated-*

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Daeva: I'm ready to face my problems!!! :D

Jilaiya's mentally disturbed ass, crumpling into a heap on the floor: ⁱ ᵍᵒᵗᵗᵃ ˡᵃʸ ᵈᵒʷⁿ⁻

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me, trying to explain how I kin Herc, to myself, with a PowerPoint: number 1 - I really like this character, we have similar interests and habits, we share a lot of personality traits, and I just think we just have a lot in common!!

*quietly clicks to next slide*

me: number 2 - c r i p p l i n g  a n x i e t y 

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*Dusk & Demented working together in battle for once, just...obliterating some guy*

Oreo: .........guys I think you got 'im..

Dusk/Demented, in unison: you want what he's having???

Ore: *ducks behind Odessa* no-

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Cristoff's Pure Fury form: hi Del~!! how are you???

Delmira's Pure Fury form: ...........

she took my f u c k i n g e y e s -

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Odessa, bored and thinking she's home alone: ... *flips the breaker, turning all the lights in the house off*

Oreo from across the house: *SCREAMS-*

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small child in a restaurant: *falls on their face*

Dusk, quietly: don't. you. dare. laugh.

Demented:

Demented: *squeaky giggles-*

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[ Hanja & Duvessa yelling at each other through a vent ]

Hanja: *INDISTINCT* - THIRD T I M E -

Duvessa: I. D O N ' T. WANT TO H E A R  I T -

Hanja: YOU CAN'T JUST-

Duvessa: S H U T  U P -

Hanja: Y O U  S H U T  U -

*sound of Duvessa slamming her hand through the vent and grabbing him by the neck-*

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Galaxy: *gesturing at our Minecraft worlds* you know, this place is wonderful!!! it's whimsical, and fun!! :DDD

me, shooting every sheep, cow or pig I see with a power V flame bow: what are you looking at, motherfucker-

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*Batibat laying in bed trying to sleep*

Liu, manifesting right above her face at ungodly hours of the night: m o m t h e r -

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*Odessa getting harassed by some guy she beat on stream*

Odessa: I'm going to fuck your dad and give him a child he'll actually love.

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