please laugh.
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[ probably how the clan figured out Kozbi's power ]
clanmate: man look at this fuckin' bullshit... *points at Kozbi's veil* the fuck is that??
clanmate: *grabs their veil* take that shit o -
*is immediately incinerated-*
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Daeva: I'm ready to face my problems!!! :D
Jilaiya's mentally disturbed ass, crumpling into a heap on the floor: ⁱ ᵍᵒᵗᵗᵃ ˡᵃʸ ᵈᵒʷⁿ⁻
--
me, trying to explain how I kin Herc, to myself, with a PowerPoint: number 1 - I really like this character, we have similar interests and habits, we share a lot of personality traits, and I just think we just have a lot in common!!
*quietly clicks to next slide*
me: number 2 - c r i p p l i n g a n x i e t y
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*Dusk & Demented working together in battle for once, just...obliterating some guy*
Oreo: .........guys I think you got 'im..
Dusk/Demented, in unison: you want what he's having???
Ore: *ducks behind Odessa* no-
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Cristoff's Pure Fury form: hi Del~!! how are you???
Delmira's Pure Fury form: ...........
she took my f u c k i n g e y e s -
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Odessa, bored and thinking she's home alone: ... *flips the breaker, turning all the lights in the house off*
Oreo from across the house: *SCREAMS-*
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small child in a restaurant: *falls on their face*
Dusk, quietly: don't. you. dare. laugh.
Demented:
Demented: *squeaky giggles-*
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[ Hanja & Duvessa yelling at each other through a vent ]
Hanja: *INDISTINCT* - THIRD T I M E -
Duvessa: I. D O N ' T. WANT TO H E A R I T -
Hanja: YOU CAN'T JUST-
Duvessa: S H U T U P -
Hanja: Y O U S H U T U -
*sound of Duvessa slamming her hand through the vent and grabbing him by the neck-*
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Galaxy: *gesturing at our Minecraft worlds* you know, this place is wonderful!!! it's whimsical, and fun!! :DDD
me, shooting every sheep, cow or pig I see with a power V flame bow: what are you looking at, motherfucker-
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*Batibat laying in bed trying to sleep*
Liu, manifesting right above her face at ungodly hours of the night: m o m t h e r -
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*Odessa getting harassed by some guy she beat on stream*
Odessa: I'm going to fuck your dad and give him a child he'll actually love.