Me: I need to gtfo! *runs out closest door*
Breanna: oh lawdie halp meh Ethan! *getting tackled by zambies*
Me: mofo u aint eating ma friend *grabs fire extinguisher and hit zambie*
Me: u be messin wit da wrong mofo *beats zombies head with fire extinguisher*
Breanna: fuck you mofo *kicks zombie in the nuts*
Me: team work fuck yeah! *high fives Breanna*
Breanna: fuck yeah
Dom: omg Ethan I thought u be dead *hugs me*
Me: get the fuck off meh *pushes Dom away*
Breanna: we need to get the fuck outta here
Me: yeah
Dom: let's be a team!
Me: mofo stfu and let us adults talk
Dom: *sulks in corner*
Breanna: like in the walking dead!
Me: awww hell naw we screwed
Breanna: I'll be Daryl
Dom: I'll be carl
Me: everyone stfu! We need to gtfo like now!
Dom: ur no fun...
Breanna: he has point. Let's gtfo
Me: good... well on that note I'll be Rick!!!
Breanna & Dom: ughhhhh
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My apocalypse
HumorThe zombie apocalypse has always been awesome in my opinion but when it actually happens I am forced to survive in it. WARNING: I WAS ABSOLUTELY BORED WHEN I CAME UP WITH THE IDEA 4 THIS BOOK
