Me: is it dead? *pokes unconscious fat child*
Breanna: I think it's alive *pokes fat child with rifle*
Matthew: ur gonna shoot him
Breanna: y would I care
Nick: gurl you cray
Abby: check it's bag!
Olvia: there's probably a stash of gay porn *reading book*
Abby: *checks bag* there is... *pulls out gay porn*
Matthew: DIBS *grabs porn and stuffs it into his bag*
Everyone but Matt: awkward
Ryan: *springs up* where's the doughnuts!!!!!
Everyone: what?
Ryan: the doughnuts
Breanna: you have doughnuts?!?!
Ryan: no...
Breanna: *tackles ryan* don't lie to me honey BoBo child
Ryan: *struggling 2 keep his bag safe*
Me: if I had a charged phone right now I'd record dis shit
Everyone but Bre and Ryan: *laughing their asses off
Olivia: ten dollars on Honey BoBo
Abby: same
Nick and Matt: *still laughing*
Me: I can end this *pulls bag away from both of them*
Ryan and Bre: ;-;
Me: *pulls out doughnut* really? It's not even frosted
Ryan: pls don't hurt it!
Me: ur obviously mentally unstablel *drops doughnut*
Breanna: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH MA DOUGHNUT *hysterically crying*
Ryan: *staring at doughnut* that might have been the last one...
Me: who gives a shit *shoots ryan in the face*
Everyone else: *applauding* ur the most inspirational person evar
Me: all I did was shoot an unstable fat honey bobo look a like...
Everyone else: exactly
YOU ARE READING
My apocalypse
HumorThe zombie apocalypse has always been awesome in my opinion but when it actually happens I am forced to survive in it. WARNING: I WAS ABSOLUTELY BORED WHEN I CAME UP WITH THE IDEA 4 THIS BOOK
