Me: WHY AW LAWD WHY *running from zambies*
Sophia: WEEEEEEE SQUIRRELS *running next to meh*
Me: Fuck dis shiet *pushes sophia towards zambies*
Sophia: WEEEEEEE TAKE MEH TO UR LEADER *gets eaten by zambie*
Me: ;-;
Matthew: shoot his ass *shooting the zambies behind meh*
Nick: whoot whoot *shooting the floor*
Me: *dives behind them*
Matthew: this is for da gaybies!!!!!
Nick: how do I gun!!????
Me: yay shoot 'em in the dicks!!!!!
Matthew: *kills all da zambies* whew that was close! U okay kid
Me: wait... I know u... ur-UR MATTHEW LUSH!!!!! *silently having a seizure*
Nick: hey im Nick
Me: I know...
Matthew: sorry about ur friend
Me: wh-what friend? *still shaking*
Nick: *face palm*
Abby: *comes out of forest with Olivia and Bre* Ethan! Whoa who da fuck r ya'll
Breanna: OMFG MATT&NICK *having a seizure*
Olivia: Where's Sophia? *reading her book*
Me: she fell...
Breanna: *hugging Matt* she's dead?
Matthew: O.o
Nick: ;-; he's ma man
Breanna: get over it *hisses at nick*
Matthew: *pushes breanna off of him* srry bout your friend guys
Olivia: that sucks *still reading her book*
Abby: ;-;
Me: we may have lost 2 good friends but we should go now and grieve later
Matthew and Nick: that was beautiful ;-;
YOU ARE READING
My apocalypse
HumorThe zombie apocalypse has always been awesome in my opinion but when it actually happens I am forced to survive in it. WARNING: I WAS ABSOLUTELY BORED WHEN I CAME UP WITH THE IDEA 4 THIS BOOK
