Me: *runs 2 building* man fuck that kid
Breanna: *runs after me* I mean if that is what you wanna do 2 him that's fine...
Me: I CANT DEAL WIT U GUYS ANYMORE
Breanna: lol
Me: let's just do this already *opens gate*
Ace: wait we need 2 do dis together!
Me: whatever *starts killing zambies*
Breanna: whoot whoot! Shoot all the things!
Ace: lol *helps kill zambies*
Olivia: they can deal with that on there own *slams gate shut*
Breanna: awwwww hell nah
Me: JDJR B SIFHDNSJEB S ISJDN *killing last of zambies*
Ace: FUCK YOU
Me: *kills final zambie* done...
Breanna: whoot whoot!
Ace: the door is sealed shut...
Me: so there might not be any zambies in it!
Ace: only one way 2 find out. *shoots lock off door*
Breanna: YO ZAMBIE FUCKERS U IN THERE? *points rifle out door*
Me: I don't think so...
Ace: well that was easy...
Olivia: bravo! Now let us da fuck in
Me: u can open it on ur own!
Olivia: SOPHIA!!! OPEN IT!!!!!
Sophia: yes sir! *opens gate*
Matthew: well at least it's safe
Nick: yeah! FUCK YA SAFTEY

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My apocalypse
HumorThe zombie apocalypse has always been awesome in my opinion but when it actually happens I am forced to survive in it. WARNING: I WAS ABSOLUTELY BORED WHEN I CAME UP WITH THE IDEA 4 THIS BOOK