Me: soooooo
Abby: im so happy ur alive!
Sophia: *eating a leaf* meh 2
Olivia: so were not eating her?
Breanna: where's Matt and Nick
Me: in the forest
Breanna: I'll go find them!
Me: don't Breanna you'll have to burn ur eyes afterwards
Breanna: it'll be worth it! *runs into forest*
Abby: what do u mean when you say we'll have 2 burn our eyes?
Me: I mean that they're doing adult stuff and ur innocent
Abby: *blush*
Me: bitch
Abby: ;-;
Breanna: AGHHHH!!!!!!! *runs out of forest*
Breanna: I REGRET NOTHING!!!
Matt: *blush* *comes out of forest with Nick*
Nick: I don't regret anything
Me: this shit be awkward
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My apocalypse
HumorThe zombie apocalypse has always been awesome in my opinion but when it actually happens I am forced to survive in it. WARNING: I WAS ABSOLUTELY BORED WHEN I CAME UP WITH THE IDEA 4 THIS BOOK
