2 months after the school
Me: wow dis place fucked up *starin at burnt houses*
Breanna: amaze *holds up newly polished rifle*
Dom: im bored
Me: then go hug a zambie
Dom: but I'd get bit *makes puppy dog face*
Me: that's the point!
Breanna: stahp it Ethan you're gonna make him cry again
Dom: too late *hysterically crying*
Me: ugh how the hell did u even make it this far!?
Sophia: hallo humans! Bring meh to ur leader *comes out of forest next to houses*
Me: holy shiet ur alive!
Abby: we're alive *comes out shortly after sophia comes out of the forest*
Olivia: *silently reading book*
Abby: Ethan, Breanna, Dominic u guys r alive!
Breanna: we be livin! Whoot whoot! *accidentally fires rifle*
Me: fuckin breanna! *face palm*
Dom: that was loud!! *falls over*
Olivia: good job breanna *refusing to look up from her book*
Sophia: zambies!!!! *running in circles as ten zambies come out of the burnt houses*
Me: whoa action
Breanna: whoot whoot!

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My apocalypse
HumorThe zombie apocalypse has always been awesome in my opinion but when it actually happens I am forced to survive in it. WARNING: I WAS ABSOLUTELY BORED WHEN I CAME UP WITH THE IDEA 4 THIS BOOK