Me: *quietly sitting on the roof*
Ace: what'cha doing *sits down next to me*
Me: I don't know...
Ace: dayum something must being going on!
Me: im not gonna lead anymore
Ace: w-what?!
Me: too much stress and Ace I really want to be with you
Ace: wow
Me: no words? Typical *walks downstairs*
~~Time Skip~~
Me: *watching zombies through fence* I find this amusing...
Ace: Ethan! Get in here!
Me: what? Why? *runs inside*
Olivia: you brought this on yourself! *pointing gun at sophia*
Sophia: stop please! I already died once!
Matthew: Olivia... calm down
Me: Olivia! Put down the fucking gun! We've lost so many people! No more death!
Olivia: this is the only way we'll survive! You're a horrible leader!
Sophia: no no n- *gets shot in throat*
Everyone but Olivia: o.o
Olivia: die bitch *shots sophia in the head*
Me: NOOOOOOO! *shoots Olivia in foot*
TO BE CONTINUED...
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My apocalypse
HumorThe zombie apocalypse has always been awesome in my opinion but when it actually happens I am forced to survive in it. WARNING: I WAS ABSOLUTELY BORED WHEN I CAME UP WITH THE IDEA 4 THIS BOOK
