Me: *sleeping on couch*
Ace: Ethan?
Me: *wakes up* w-what?
Ace: the zombies have moved away
Me: really?
Ace: yeah *sits down next to me*
Me: what r u doing?
Ace: sitting down...
Me: *cautiously moves over*
Ace: im not gonna rape u
Me: hmmm
Ace: god can u stop avoiding me
Me: idk?
Ace: c'mon Ethan I really like you
Me: we've been over this!
Breanna: SHUT THE FUCK UP *throws pillow at me*
Me: Ace why don't you and I go upstairs
Ace: yeah *runs upstairs with me*
Me: anyway where were we
Ace: *kisses me on the lips*
Me: o-okay now I'm confused...
Ace: y?
Me: I kinda liked that...
Ace: mission accomplished?
Me: I really don't know
Ace: you want to make me cry don't you? ;-;
Me: No! Ace I have a group to keep alive and having a relationship won't help me...
Ace: I'll still love you
Me: Ace...
Ace: *walks downstairs*
Me: man fuck love
YOU ARE READING
My apocalypse
HumorThe zombie apocalypse has always been awesome in my opinion but when it actually happens I am forced to survive in it. WARNING: I WAS ABSOLUTELY BORED WHEN I CAME UP WITH THE IDEA 4 THIS BOOK
