Me: *looking around building* what purpose did this serve?
Ace: who knows
Breanna: we should look around 4 supplies
Me: good idea
Olivia: someone carry me in!
Sophia: I can't pick u up!
Olivia: excuse me!
Me: Olivia! Do us a favor and stop acting like a bitch
Olivia: w-w-what
Matthew: awwww hell nah! Gurl u got burned!
Olivia: I-I
Me: I love burning people
Ace: wow that was just... wow
Me: thanks
Nick: man this is awesome! I can't believe we're safe!
Matthew: IKR!
Me: don't jinx it -_-
Nick: I won't don't worry! We're saf- *zambie comes outta no where and bites his arm*
Matthew: n-no
Me: NICK!!!! *slams zambie into wall* omg I hate you! *bashes face into wall*
Everyone but Matt and I: O.O
Matt: no no no no no!
Nick: OMG HELP ME PLEASE
Matt: I-I can't
Me: oh my god
Breanna: why?
Nick: please just kill me! I can't be one of those things!
Matt: no no! Don't!
Me: oh my god I'm sorry *pulls out gun and shoots him*
Matt: *falls backwards* no! No! No!
Me: I-im sorry
Ace: o-o
Olivia and Sophia: um I'm sorry?
Me: I can't do this *runs upstairs*
Ace: Ethan wait! *runs after me*
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My apocalypse
HumorThe zombie apocalypse has always been awesome in my opinion but when it actually happens I am forced to survive in it. WARNING: I WAS ABSOLUTELY BORED WHEN I CAME UP WITH THE IDEA 4 THIS BOOK
