Nick: im hungry
Matt: yeah me 2
Me: we should go hunting!
Breanna: yeah!!!
Matt: okay we'll go! *grabs nick and starts 2 the forest
Me: ur not going 2 hunt r u
Matt and Nick: NOPE!!! *runs into forest*
Abby: they're man hoes
Everyone else: true dat
Me: okay Bre and I will actually go hunting now
Breanna: whoo-
Me: dont even say it
Breanna: whoot whoot!!!!!!! *fires gun*
Everyone else: fuckin Breanna
Sophia: IM BACK BITCHES
Everyone: O.o ur alive
Sophia: yus
Me: ...
Sophia: and I am squirrel *transforms into rainbow squirrel*
Olivia: looks like we found dinner...
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My apocalypse
HumorThe zombie apocalypse has always been awesome in my opinion but when it actually happens I am forced to survive in it. WARNING: I WAS ABSOLUTELY BORED WHEN I CAME UP WITH THE IDEA 4 THIS BOOK
