Me: so Ace how long has it been since u saw ur group?
Ace: 2 months
Me: wow
Ace: yeah
Me: anyway we'll find my group soon
Ace: that'd be ni- omg look at that! *points to old building in the distance*
Me: wow just wow
Ace: we could fortify the shit outta dat
Me: we really could
Ace: I don't know about you but-
Me: IM FEELIN 22!!!!!!
Ace: O.o
Me: sorry couldn't resist (>////<)
Ace: anyway what I was saying is that we should stop looking 4 ur group and make that building ours
Me: there's a fence that could keep out zambies...
Ace: c'mon let's do it!
Me: I couldn't miss a chance like this.
Ace: hell yeah
Me: hey r u gay?
Ace: what?

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My apocalypse
MizahThe zombie apocalypse has always been awesome in my opinion but when it actually happens I am forced to survive in it. WARNING: I WAS ABSOLUTELY BORED WHEN I CAME UP WITH THE IDEA 4 THIS BOOK