rants

percy jackson movies uGH (8%)

hello there friends its jade here with another one of my **cough** friendly **cough** rants.

so half of you might not even understand this rant but oh whale okAY SO IF YOU DIDN'T KNOW I RLLY LOVE THE PERCY JACKSON BOOKS LIKE I RLLY RLLY RLLY LOVE THEM I CRIED WHEN I READ EVERY SINGLE BOOK FROM THE LAST OLYMPIAN TO BLOOD OF OLYMPUS BASICALLY?? blood of olymous is rlly bloody good aha i'm funny guys

SO ITS TIME FOR A RANT ABOUT THE ERM GREAT PERCY JACKSON MOVIES AMIRITE nope they're horrible okay. first of all wTAF THEY BASICALLY CHANGED THE WHOLE BOOK?? ANNABETH HAS BROWN HAIR IN THE LIGHTNING THIEF?? PERCABETH ALMOST KISS?? ARE THEY FUCKING 20 OR 12??

THE AGE THING RLLY BOTHERS ME LIKE YEAH LOGAN LERMAN IS A GOOD PERCY AND SHIT BUT MAYBE IT WOULD'VE BEEN BETTER IF HE WAS ACTUALLY 12?? LIKE THE HARRY POTTER MOVIES ARE FUCKING GREAT CUS THE ACTORS ARE THE ACTUAL AGE ((i think))

OI WHERE'S THE CAMP HALF BLOOD SHIRTS? I MEAN COME ON, THATS THE LEAST THEY COULD'VE MADE THE CAMPERS WEAR, RIGHT??

and also percy doesn't get claimed properly? like he's just poseidon's son from the beginning wtf

WHERES DIONYSUS IN THE LIGHTNING THIEF HOLY SCHIST YOU NEED TO INCLUDE HIM I MEAN I THINK THAT GUY'S PRETTY FUCKING IMPORTANT. AND WHERE'S THE ORACLE THEY CAN'T JUST RUN AWAY. CHIRON IS SUPPOSED TO TELL THEM TO GO ON THE FUCKING QUEST

IN THE MOVIES THEY USE ELECTRONICS. FUCKING ELECTRONICS. IN THE BOOK, THEY HAVE A 75% CHANCE OF BEING ATTACKED BY A MONSTER IF THEY USE ELECTRONICS OMF

THE MOVIES WERE EXTREMELY CRAPPY AND I CANNOT EVEN I WAS SO DISAPPOINTED OKAY

so yeah aha that sure was a friendly rant. okay i'm done. gif of viria's percabeth art thingy whatever you call it cus her pjo and hoo art is flawless. i'M SORRY IF YOU LIKED THE MOVIES BUT THIS HAD TO BE SAID AGH

yeah i'm done ily bitches bye

- jade xx