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jelly fanfic (21%)

sO ELLY AND I DID THIS THING. WE MADE A FUCKING FANFICTION. ITS THE BEST FANFIC ON EARTH, GET UR TISSUES. UR GONNA CRY. ITS A JELLY FANFIC ((jade + elly = the ultimate otp)) ok here:

"once upon a time, and even in 2015, there lived jade and elly. aKA JELLY, BITCHES. jelly was the duo that everyone knew about because jade wasn't even that funny but elly was so hilarious, she could make an emotionless gorrilla laugh. "that's how funny i am. like i'm soooooo funny" elly said. "50 points from hufflepuff" said jade at that rude comment. "bitch you just took 50 fucking points from our own house" said elly. "oh" jade said. "fuck you". jade and elly decided to go to the supermarket. at the supermarcket ((jade doesn't know how to spell)), they saw their favourite english teachers group, 15 days of winter!!1! jade screamed when she saw clifford the big red dog with them, except he was now blue!! "hi" elly said to column jacket hood. "have you ever been 15 seconds into winter and said wow!11! your english group has gone so far!" elly says. "who am i kidding you didn't even pass high school" jade slaps her thighs in laughter. robert the giraffe looked around awkwardly, realizing jade was absolutely correct. "i feel attacked!" column says. 'me too" smash agrees. "me thr-" robert starts to say. "shut up robert" elly says. "20 points from.." jade thinks "actually scratch that, hogwarts is too good for high school dropouts". suddenly, harry potter whooshed in. "didn't expect me, did you? bitches" he says. elly, jade and 15 days of winter gasped. "you can't swear!' smash says. "omfg!!1! your harry potter!" jade said. harry rolled his eyes. "no shit sherlock" he had his mum's eyes. wowowowow!1!! jade and elly were so shocked that they ran back to wherever the fuck they came from. suddenly, elly slipped and fell into the chimney and jade cried because santa wasn't real. "you little mofo i just fell down the chimney and you're crying because there is no santa, fuck you" elly yells but jade was already sliding down the chimney in search of santa. "no jade stoop! you're gonna smash m--" elly starts but it was too late. jade already fell on elly and elly was squished. "oh holy shit what the actual fuck oh my god no fuck you" elly grunted. "oh hey this is not comfortable" jade remarks. "you're so dumb" elly comments "that it hurts. literally" "don't worry elly. santa will come. he will save us" jade replies with a big smile. "santa isn't real now get your large ass off me" elly grunts. jade gets off and looks around the house and realized they were not at a house when a large cannon-like sound came. elly jumped and said "do you know what this means? we're in the hunger games!!1!!1" jade grins "Peeta where for art thou" "shut the hell up jade, you just said why are you" "oh" jade says, looking around. "plus katniss and peeta are otp, now lets fight bitch" elly says, walking around the arena just as hagrid appears out of nowhere. elly opened her mouth to question the large hairy dude but he spoke first "elly and jade.. yer a wizard" they gasp and lift themselves up on the broom as hagrid takes them to diagon alley. "omfg elly this is a dream come true, i can finally make my mother proud" "wtf is wrong with u" elly says. "yo guys let's go ter hogwerts" hagrid says. jade and elly nod, and hagrid whooshes them to howarts. they see james sirius ((harry potter's son)) and elly gasps. "omfg!1!! you're james sirius!" "yeah" james says. jade is so surprised, she accidentally pushes elly and elly falls on the ground with a thud. "soz babe!" jade says, and elly groans. "i hate you" "i hate you too" "i hate you three!" "i hate you fou - wait no i love four" jade says, and dreams about theo james. elly groans. "why are we friends" "my thoughts are the same" jade answers. "okay im done with you bye" elly says "see you later bitch" jade waves but they werent looking so they crashed into a pole and died.

the end

xx jade and elly