rants

periods uGHH (4%)

wHY IS IT THAT GIRLS NEED TO HAVE BABIES, GIRLS NEED TO GET PREGNANT, AND GIRLS NEED TO HAVE BLOOD POURING OUT OF OUR BLOODY VAGINAS ONCE A MONTH UGHHHHH

srsly i think why can't boys have periods and shit every. single. day.

AND IF YOU'RE STILL YOUNG AND HAVEN'T HAD YOUR DAMN PERIOD YET, THEN YOU'RE A LUCKY LITTLE SHIT

i have a few reasons for my fuCKING MADNESS ABOUT THIS SHIT OKAY

#1: cramps: idk bout you (( but i'm feeling 22 oooo )) bUT CRAMPS ARE WHAT MOSTLY MAKES MY PERIOD FUCKING HORRIBLE OKAY I JUST HATE IT. sometimes it hurts so much i start crying okay??? idk. i juST DON'T LIKE THEM. MIGHT AS WELL STAB ME UGH

#2: pads: okay so i don't wear tampons cus i don't know about that shit. buT PADS ARE SO UNCOMFORTABLE. LIKE I CAN'T EVEN EXPLAIN THIS ONE THEY'RE JUST SO UNCOMFORTABLE TO WEAR, AND THERES SO MANY DIFFERENT SIZES AND I HAVE AN OLDER SISTER WHO HAS RLLY LIGHT FLOW SO SHE ALWAYS BUYS THE SMALLER ONES AND I HAVE HEAVY FLOWS AND I NEED THE BIG ONES AND SHE ALWAYS FORGETS TO BUY THE BIG ONES AND I HAVE TO WEAR THE SMALL ONES SOMETIMES AND SGEBHFDNWJRMEMO AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH

#3: everything is annoying !!11!1 : i literally hate e v e r y t h i n g when its my time of the month alright? all i wanna do is cry over stuff i see on tumblr and watch spongebob and eat pizza is thAT TOO MUCH TO ASK FOR?? not to mention i'm also extrememly hormonal?? and i'm just thinking of frickle frackle with band membERS BUT I CAN'T EVEN FRICKLE FRACKLE CUS THERE'S BLOOD COMING OUT LIKE THE NIAGRA FALLS DOWN THERE

that's all i'm saying for now but i s2g there's so many more reasons why i hate periods. i could go on and on and on. be thankful if you haven't had your yet bcuS UR RLLY RLLY RLLY LUCKY HBCHRMEWNJ yeah alright i'm done. bye

- jade xx

(( gif of miranda and alfie on the side cus i want to?? ))