rants

PARENTS/GUARDIANS (13%)

OKAY SO WE ALL HAVE THEM AND I THINK A RANT IS NECESSARY.

Okay, so if you are a sws stray then you know THAT IN THE PIC ABOVE ITS KELLIN AND KATELYNNE KISSING COPELAND AND AHDMAKSKWNW SO KAWAIIIIIII.

Anyways, we all know that parents/guardians are good... And bad lolol.

So i will list some cons about parents/guardians. This may not be true to everyone but hey, we're all different and that's what makes us bootiful :)

1.) DREAM CRUSHERS

(for example) ahem..

"Mom can i go to warped to-"

"WHAT THE HELL IS THAT WELL I DONT EVEN CARE THE ANSWER IS NO YOU DONT NEED TO SEE SOME CRAPPY BANDS. AND ALSO WHAT IF A SHOOTING HAPPENS WHAT WILL HAPPEN TO MY
BBY HELL NO YOU CANNOT GO I WONT LET YOU"

"okay..."

ITS. JUST. A. CONCERT. WTH.
CALM DF DOWN

(another example)

"hey dad, can i go to the park with my friends?"

"Who are you going with?"
"No boys yes?"
"Which friends are you talking about?"
"The one with the pink hair can't go i don't trust her"

"Why don't you trust her?"

"... because she has pink hair and i know she will make you drugs"

"Soo can i go?"

"Aha no"

(another example)

*at the mall*

"Hey mom i picked these stuff and i'm gonna go try these out"

*rolls eyes* "okay"

*changes and comes outside fitting room looking cute af in that ac/dc shirt*

"What the hell are you wearing!?!?!"
"Oh god i'm gonna pass out"
"My daughter is wearing this crap on"
"Back in the 90's it wasnt like this"

"mom i-"

"Let me see how well these jeans fit you"

*touches everywhere to see how well it feels*

"ITS TOO TIGHT ON THE BUTT PART I DONT WANT BOYS TO STARE AT MY DAUGHTERS BUTT NOPE"

"Mom-"

"NOPE"

*goes back into fitting room*

*whispers* "Its 1 size bigger wtf"

"I HEARD THAT AND NO ITS NOT"

Well thats all for now but there might be a part II, it depends if you guys liked it so please comment and vote!

-zo