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SEX (69%)

HAHAHAAH 69% SO WE'RE GONNA TALK ABOUT SEX

SIT DOWN MY LITTLE CHILDREN

DONT YOU EVER GET SCARED OF SEX LIKE WHEN YOU READ AFTER (if you ever have read it) AND THE GIRL FUCKING BLED. I DON'T WANT TO BLEED IF I HAVE SEX LIKE EXCUSE ME MY BLOOD IS NOT GOING ON THAT DAMN SHEET. 

SEX IS VERY FRUSTRATING AND I DONT KNOW WHY I THINK OF IT SOMETIMES AND WOW THAT SOUNDS REALLY WEIRD BUT THIS IS THE INTERNET DONT JUDGE ME.

I JUST FIND MYSELF THINKING ABOUT SEX WITH CALUM AND THEN IM LIKE OH WAIT NOT GONNA HAPPEN LOL

ANYWAYS USE PROTECTION AND IF YOUVE ALREADY HAD SEX BEFORE I HOPE YOU DIDNT BLEED OR GET USED OR GET PREGNANT BECAUSE THATS SAD UNLESS YOURE A DUDE, I HOPE YOUR DICK WAS BIG ENOUGH TO IMPRESS THE GIRL

USE SEX WISELY GUYS

-ELLY