rants

5sos (34%)

Caution: long rant. Multiple rants in one! Also, this chapter may be offensive. There is an overuse of foul language and a hell lot of opinions so don't take it to heart if you want to continue on. If you do not want to continue on reading this chapter, feel free so skip it. So sorry.

#1: Luke + fam

#wearesorryluke is #1 trending on twitter because of that one tweet Luke posted along the lines of us living in a world where someone can say anything and we'll believe that is true. Clearly, the child is upset over that girl posting the damn picture on instagram saying that Luke called her beautiful and bought her a drink. So, maybe the girl is lying, okay? So what? SHE CAN LIE ALL THE FUCK SHE WANTS, THE RUMORS ARE GONNA FADE AWAY ANYWAYS. AND you know what? I'm not even sorry. You can't blame yourself for thinking that the picture was real (if you saw it), like come on, even a damn duck would believe it. But seriously, 5sos is famous now. Luke being the lead singer, will receive a lot of rumors. He is going to have to deal with it. He is rising his way up to fame with the rest of the band. I love Luke a lot guys, but some fans are just so far up his ass. This girl, her name is Raegan. She is 17, she can do whatever the hell she wants, okay? She knows what hate she's getting into, she knows what she's doing. On the other hand, Luke is 18. I know the 5sos fam. THEY CARE A HELL LOT AND THATS GREAT, BUT, LUKE. IS. 18. OKAY, STOP BABYING HIM. I LOVE 5SOS SO SO SO MUCH, BUT YOU NEED TO STOP WORRYING ABOUT THEM. STOP ACTING LIKE 5SOS ARE FULL ON CELEBS BECAUSE THEY ARE STILL HUMAN, OKAY? THEY WILL HAVE GIRLS IN THEIR LIVES, THEY WILL HAVE FRIENDS, THEY WILL HAVE FAMILY. JUST STOP CARING SO MUCH ABOUT WHAT GIRLS THEY HANG OUT WITH, GOD DAMN.

#2: Ashton + Bryana

She's hot af, okay? Admit it. But what I do not fucking accept is slut shaming. SLUT SHAMING IS DISGUSTING. JUST BECAUSE BRYANA HAS BOOBS AND IS A PLAYBOY MODEL DOES NOT MAKE HER A SLUT, OKAY? YOU HAVE NO FUCKING RIGHT TO SLUT SHAME HER. WhAT ALSO MAKES ME ANGRY IS THAT YOU HAVE THE RIGHT TO HATE A GIRL THAT MAKES ASHTON HAPPY. AFTER ASHTON DREW BUTTERFLIES ON YOUR WRISTS, AFTER ASHTON GOT UP AFTER FALLING SO MANY TIMES, AFTER HE CARED ABOUT YOU SO MUCH, YOU DARE CALL HIS HAPPINESS A SLUT. YOU DISGUST ME. HOW DARE YOU TRY TO TAKE AWAY ASHTON'S HAPPINESS, HUH? You need to go reevaluate your fucking life.

Call me a bitch for this rant, I don't care. Maybe I am one.

#3: Partying

CALUM LIKES TO PARTY. ALL THE 5SOS BOYS DO (lmfao except when michael tried he got kicked out). THEY LIKE TO GET DRUNK, THEY LIKE TO DANCE AND STUFF. YEAH, YOU SEE CALUM'S PICTURES WITH FANS OR SOMEONE AND THEN YOU SEE A POLE IN THE BACK, OKAY!!!1!!1 THEN YOU GET PISSED BECAUSE HE'S GOING TO A STRIP CLUB. WHO CARES. IF HE WANTS TO GO TO A STRIP CLUB AND GET STRIPPERS ALL OVER HIM, THAT'S FINE OKAY. HE WANTS TO PARTY? HE CAN GO FOR IT. WHY ARE YOU SO HUNG UP ON HIS PARTYING DECISIONS. AND THEN THAT SMOKING THING. IF HE SMOKES, OKAY? LIKE YEAH, IT'S GONNA EFFECT HIM IF HE GETS ADDICTED, BUT THE 5SOS FAM IS SO STRESSFUL SOMETIMES AND CALUM IS A HUMAN BEING, OKAY? HE'S JUST STARTING TO BECOME FAMOUS AND HE STILL HAS FEELINGS. HE COULD PROBABLY BE SMOKING TO GET HIS PROBLEMS OUT OF THE WAY FOR A FEW SECONDS. JUST S T O P BEING SO FREAKED OUT OVER SHIT.

I'm super sorry if these rants make you upset, okay. I know why you feel the opposite, i get it. so i'm sorry if i made you mad or sad or something, call me a bitch, but this book is for people who can take those opinions and make sure it doesn't really get to their heart, okay? sorry for being a bitch but this week hasnt been the best and i needed to let this shit out so please don't take this to heart but do understand to stop getting so hung up on their lives because they are humans and they still need things other humans need xx

-Elly