rants

Authors/Movie directors (14%)

WHO'S EXCITED FOR INSURGENT? IT COMES OUT ON MARCH 20TH FOR ME IN AMERICA! but thats not the point

AUTHORS ALWAYS HAVE A WAY TO FUCKING HIT US IN THE FACE, PUNCH US IN THE GUT, OR JUST KILL US. AND THE MAIN REASON WHY?? BECAUSE OUR DAMN OTP DIES OR CRASHES OR THE BOAT DOESNT EVEN FREAKING SAIL. SUCH AS FOURTRIS AND HAUGUSTUS AND BLAH BLAH BLAH. AND THAT MAKES ME SO MAD, LIKE WHY YOU GOTTA BE SO RUUUDE? DONT YOU KNOW THE FANGIRLS DIE TOOO? LIKE IM NOT KIDDING RIGHT NOW GUYS. I'D RATHER WATCH PORN THAN SEE MY OTP NEVER SAIL, OR BREAK, OR DIE. AND THAT IS COMMITMENT SO FUCK YOU AUTHORS BUT I LOVE YOU GUYS A LOT JUST STOP BREAKING MY HEART, I SWEAR TO GOD. WHAT HAPPENED TO HAPPY ENDINGS. THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS CINDERELLA ANYMORE (damn that princess is overrated af).

MOVIE DIRECTORS PISS THE FUCK OUT OF ME. THEY NEED TO STOP MAKING THE MOVIES ALMOST NOTHING LIKE THE MOVIE OR THEY SKIP GOOD PARTS. LIKE PJO AND HARRY POTTER. LIKE THEY NEED TO S T O P. ITS SO ANNOYING. THATS WHY YOU DONT WATCH THE MOVIES BEFORE YOU READ THE BOOKS YOU MOFOS. DO THE DIRECTORS EVEN READ THE BOOK? I THINK NOT. SO IT MAKES ME ANGRY THAT THEY JUST WHIP UP A MOVIE AND ADD OR TAKE OUT THINGS OR MAKE THE BOOK INTO SOMETHING IT WASNT FOR THE PEOPLE THAT WATCH THE MOVIE BEFORE READING THE BOOK.

im just so done with life because hAVE YOU SEEN THE LLAMAS RUNNING AROUND IN ARIZONA?? or was it goats? WHO CARES IT WAS STILL HELLA FUNNY. anyways that was off topics. AT THE MOMENT, IM NOT A HAPPY LITTLE SHIT POOPING OUT RAINBOWS OR ANYTHING. I NEED AN ASHTON IRWIN

*fades into the darkness*

Byeee

xx Elly