rants

Going to the bathroom together (19%)

OKAY, WHAT I DONT UNDERSTAND IS WHY GIRLS GO TO THE BATHROOM TOGETHER. LIKE YEAH, IM A GIRL, BUT DO YOU EXPECT ME TO UNDERSTAND MY OWN GENDER?!! NO I CANT DO THAT BECAUSE I DONT EVEN GO TO THE BATHROOM WITH MY FRIENDS. LITERALLY OKAY HERE'S WHAT HAPPENED

*at school*

Me: damn i gotta pee *goes to the bathroom*

Girl #1: *putting on lipgloss all over her lips*

Girl #2: HAVE YOU SEEN HIM? OMFG, HES HOT.

Me: ...

Girls: ...

Me: never mind i dont have to pee bye

And like literally IT WAS SO WEIRD. BUT I ACTUALLY DID PEE AND LISTEN TO THEIR CONVERSATION BECAUSE MOTHER JADE TOLD ME THAT IT WAS NOT OKAY TO HOLD IN YOUR PEE SO DONT DO IT MY LITTLE DUCKLINGS. ALL THEY TALKED ABOUT WAS BOYS AND MAKE UP AND WHAT THEY WERE GOING TO WEAR TOMORROW LIKE WHAT THE FUCK. I CAME HERE TO HAVE A NICE AND RELAXED PEE SESSION WITH ME AND MY VAGINA BUT I GUESS NOT BECAUSE I GOTTA HAVE TWO OTHER VAGINAS THAT ARENT EVEN PEEING, BUT DITCHING CLASS SO GOSSIP SHIT CAN COME OUT OF THEIR MOUTHS. LIKE ARE YOU KIDDING ME

STOP GOING TO THE BATHROOM WITH YOUR GIRLS CUZ IT AINT GONNA HELP ANYTHING

LIKE WHAT IF ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS ARE ON THEIR PERIOD ARE YOU GONNA KEEP THEM WAITING AND WHEN YOU BOTH ENTER A DIFF STALL SHE'LL BE LIKE 'PSST THERE'S BLOOD COMING OUT OF MY VAGINA IM INSERTING SOME KIND OF PAD/TAMPON IN RIGHT NOW'

OKAY SO JUST S T O P GOING TO THE BATHROOM TOGETHER ITS WEIRD

WHAT DO YOU EVEN DO IN THERE

FUCK??

oops okay bye

xx Elly