rants

my childhood, bitch (11%)

hi you cute little shits its jADE HERE AND HELL YES ITS MARCH BREAK FOR ME FROM TODAY. ONE WHOLE WEEK OF FREEDOM.

so i'm a teeny bit obsessed with disney.

okay its not fucking teeny, im rlly fucking obsessed with disney okay. ITS MY CHILDHOOD.

LETS TALK ABOUT MY HOMIE, MICKEY MOUSE MMKAY. I RANDOMLY SAY "MEESKA MOOSKA MICKEY MOUSE!" OUT OF NOWHERE AT RANDOM TIMES IS THAT NORMAL OR??

AND HOLY SHIT THATS SO RAVEN IS LIFE. RAVEN IS MY FUCKING QUEEN OKAY LIKE I GET ALL MY SASS FROM HER. and from my mother but what AND DISNEY CHANNEL NOWADAYS IS JUST LIKE IDEK ITS PRETTY DAM MESSED UP?? THE ONLY SHOW I RLLY LIKED FROM THE CURRENT DISNEY CHANNEL WAS GOOD LUCK CHARLIE BUT IT ENDED?? i have no life.

ZACK AND CODY WERE AND STILL ARE MY CRUSHES OKAY DYLAN AND COLE SPROUSE ILY. CODY AND BAILEY WERE THE ULTIMATE OTP AND I CRIED SO FUCKING HARD ON THE EPISODE WHERE THEY GRADUATED AND LONDON AND MR. MOSEBY IN THE END OKAY I STILL CRY

wizaRDS OF WAVERLY PLACE HELL YES BITCHES. MJEWNWBM i fUCKING LOVED THAT SHOW. SELENA GOMEZ WAS PERF AND I HAD THE BIGGEST CRUSH ON MAX WTAF AND OMFG TEAM MASON I HATED DEAN FUCK YOU DEAN

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH LETS TALK ABOUT MY BABE HANNAH MONTANA. DONT YOU FUCKING START HATING NOW CUS OF MILEY CYRUS. DON'T LIE TO ME I KNO YOU LOVED THAT SHOW. I USED TO FORCE MY PARENTS TO BUY ME HANNAH MONTANA MERCH ALL THE TIME AND ALBUMS AND SHIT LIKE THAT. I STILL HAVE THIS HANNAH MONTANA ALBUM AND I ALWAYS PLAY IT AND SING ALONG TO BEST OF BOTH WORLDS OKAY

LILO AND STITCH MY BAES OKAY AHA I LOVE THEM SO MUCH I CAN'T EXPRESS IT. I HAVE LIKE 20 STITCH STUFFED ANIMALS OF ALL DIFFERENT SIZES AND I CUDDLE WITH HIM AT NIGHT CUS I LOVE LILO AND STITCH.

theres like 10000000000000000000000 more disney stuff i could talk about but you guys would be like "omfg jade!!1! no one told u to write a fucking 50 page rant on ur fave disney shit!!!!!!11!" aha yeah i'm done. ily walt disney i rlly love you. ur my #1 bae i s2g. yeah okay byE NJEDBEWHBC

- jade ((duh)) xx