rants

weaTHER (35%)

ideK WTF IS HAPPENING OKAY. I LIVE IN CANADA AND LITERALLY LIKE THREE WEEKS OR SOMETHING AGO IT WAS FUCKING FREEZING AND SO COLD AND SNOWED A BIT. THEN ABOUT TWO WEEKS AGO ITS WAS RAINING A LOTTLE ((its liek a little but a lot)) AND THEN NOW ITS JUST SUNNY AF NO I DONT LIKE SUNLIGHT

ITS SO HOT I CRY SUNLIGHT IS BAD FOR PEOPLE LIKE ME I'LL DIE ((i'm not a vampire i s2g)) IM SORT OF ALLERGIC TO SUNSCREEN AND I GET RASHES AND SHIT IF I PUT IT ON

AND THEN THE RAIN OMF EARTH WORMS COME OUT I DONT LIKE BUGS IM SORRY I GET CREEPED OUT CUS LIKE SOME ARE THICK AF AND OTHERS ARE SO LONG AND ASDTFGSBGUES.

for exaMPLE: so i was walking home with my friend ((gasp yes i have freinds)) a few days ago and then as i'm walking i suddenly look down and see a vvvvvvvvry long earth worm gliding its way towards my shoe. anD THEN I KINDA SCREAMED YKNOW?? and my friend loves bugs and she picked the earth worm up wiTH HER HANDS AND I JUST ASDGYVWDHBUDW

and then summer is coming and so are the bees. i have accomplished in life so far by never getting stung but daMN IM SO SCARED OF THEM LIKE HOLY SHIT I DONT LIKE THE SOUND OF THEM BUZZING AROUND JUST UGHGSBYGUGGSWWS

i remember once at school this guy in my class got stung by a bee for the first time and he was sorta crying (??) and then my PE teacher was like "well, today you'll find out if ur allergic to bees or not" and then the guy was like "what if i am?" then my PE teacher said "then u might die in a few mins yknow" wtAF

ANYWAYS IM DONE WITH THIS RANT. SUMMER WILL PROBABLY CONSIST OF ME SITTING ON MY ASS ALL DAY READING FANFICTION AND CRYING WHILE EATING COOKIE DOUGH ICE CREAM OKAY YEAH BYE

- jade xx