rants

bands and bands and bands (10%)

they ruin your life. i dont even like these shitty bands!!!! like ooooh my god they need to stop being so fucking horrible, i loVE THEM.

LUKE'S JUST A FREAKING BREADSTICK THAT ID PROBABLY NEED A LADDER TO GET TO HIM

MIKEY IS A KITTEN THAT IS FAR FROM PUNK ROCK, GOOD LUCK GETTING THERE BABE

ASHTON IS THIS GIGGLY BALL OF SUNSHINE THAT MAKES ME LAUGH AND UGH

CALUM IS THIS CLUMSY PIECE OF SHIT THAT I LOVE SO MUCH OH MY GOD

so thats 5sos, the shitty band.

ALEX NEEDS TO STOP BEING SO HOT LIKE OKAY?? AND HIS VOCALS??? ITS PERFECTION

ZACK HAS FUCKING BASSIST SKILLS AND BECAUSE I HAVE A SOFT SPOT FOR BASSISTS AND HE'S FUNNY AF AND HES ALSO SO CUTE

JACK NEEDS TO STOP BEING A BOOB GUY LIKE PLEASE I DONT HAVE BIG BOOBS OOPS BUT HE'S SUCH A LADIES MAN I SWEAR TO GO

RIAN FREAKING DAWSON HOLY SHIT, I DONT EVEN WANT TO BATHE IN HOLY WATER WHEN I READ HIS SMUTS (wait oops tell no one).

thats all time low, the 2nd shitty band.

AND THE LIST GOES OOOON AND OOOON AND OOOOOOOOON.

another mini rant:
WHY THE HELL DOESNT ANYONE ELSE RANT ON HERE?? LIKE IM SORRY I THINK IM GETTING BORING HERE SO LIKE FUCK YOU, JADE AND ZUHAL AND YUSRA AND KIARA. IM KIDDING LOVE YOU GUYS BUT REALLY PLEASE RANT BECAUSE MY FINGERS HURT BYE

XX ELLY