Hunter
I create a group text message that includes the guys, myself, Jenna, Helen and Molly.
Hunter: There's been a change of plans.
Bryson: Jesus Christ, Hunter. Please tell me you didn't fuck it up with Jenna the day before your wedding. You're supposed to hide your crazy until after the nuptials, dumbass.
Jenna: Homeboy has been flying his crazy flag loud and proud since we met. We are still getting married.
Patrick: Well, thank fuck. Is the rehearsal dinner still on?
Hunter: The rehearsal dinner is still on, but everybody needs to eat fast. The bachelor and bachelorette parties are now combined.
Helen: What about the strippers?
Hunter: Jenna, you said there weren't gonna be any strippers!!!!!
Helen: Just kidding J
Hunter: Jenna, you need better friends.
Helen: Hey!!!
Justin: I'm sure this text has a point. Are you going to make it before or after the honeymoon?
Hunter: If I could find the middle finger emoji on this phone, I would send it twelve times. But since I can't...fuck you. What I was trying to say before Helen went ridiculously off topic was that the bachelor/bachelorette parties will be taking place at the farm. Bring a change of old clothes, hearing protection, something to take notes with and your thinking cap. Bryson, you are excluded from that last one. I know you come ill-equipped.
Bryson: (middle finger emoji)
Molly: Are we doing one of those murder mystery games?
Hunter: Sort of.
Helen: What is the farm?
Patrick: It is a plot of land that we share. We go there to hunt, fish and shoot guns. Gentleman, bring your guns.
Helen: So, we are going to an undisclosed location, told to wear old clothes and only the guys are bringing their guns? This doesn't sound like a horror movie at all. I hope there's an upstairs that I can run to instead of just getting in my car to leave. Should I also wear three inch stilettoes and a miniskirt to run in through the woods? (eye roll emoji)
Patrick: We are literally sitting right next to each other. If I wanted to kill you, it would take a lot less effort to just do it here.
Kevin: Are you two done?
Patrick: Kevin's saltiness is making my blood pressure rise.
Justin: So, what brought on this change of plans?
Hunter: The team has been activated.
Justin: Fuck.
Kevin: Shit.
Bryson: Game on.
Helen: Yeah, that's not cryptic at all. Care to explain?
Jenna: We will fill everybody in at the farm. Remember...eat fast. And none of you better breathe a word of this to my parents.
Helen: Well, that should be easy since I have no idea what the hell is going on.
Jenna: Sorry L Love you.
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