Fear and Love Part III (Kakashi X OC)

Flashback: Sukea (🍋)

Flashback to the the twins' approaching their second birthday. Tsuki and Kakashi handed them off to Kurenai so they could run some much needed, errands, catch up on some adult responsibilities, relax, and enjoy a date together.

Kakashi decides to dress up as Sukea and mess with Naruto when he spots Tsuki eating lunch with him and Sakura at Ichiraku.

He has never told Tsuki who Sukea is.

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"Wow, this soup tastes amazing today!" Naruto exclaimed as he slurped his bowl of ramen,"I mean it tastes great every day, but right now especially!"

Tsuki laughed and Sakura rolled her eyes as she looked down at her own bowl of ramen, swirling the broth around with her chopsticks. She looked to the left and saw a familiar face approaching,"Hey! Naruto, isn't that-"

"Sukea!" Naruto exclaimed, waving the man over.

Tsuki looked onward at the brown haired man with streaked purple eye makeup that ran down his cheeks. He was quite attractive in her eyes, but he looked eerily familiar.

"Naruto! Sakura!" The man responded,"It's been a while hasn't it?"

"Sukea! Where have you been?!" Naruto said as the man walked up to the barstool of the ramen shop,"Been out jour-nal-ist-ing?"

Sakura punched Naruto's arm,"'Journalisting' is not a word, Naruto!"

Sukea laughed,"Yeah been traveling around the world doing lots of journalisting. How have you guys been? Any luck on your ongoing mission?"

"Ongoing mission?" Tsuki quirked an eyebrow, knowing they weren't dispatched on any missions at the moment.

Sukea turned his attention to Tsuki,"My, my, who might this lovely lady be?" He said with an obvious flirtatious tone.

Tsuki laughed and held her hand out to shake his but instead he grabbed it and placed a light, ceremonious kiss to the back of her hand,"I'm Tsuki, pleasure to meet you."

Sukea shot her a blatant smirk, Tsuki could tell this strange man was trying to flirt with her,"No, no... The pleasure is allll mine.." making Tsuki giggle a bit.

Naruto put his arm around Tsuki's shoulder and pulled her close to him as their cheeks pressed together with an overbearing half hug. He acted like he was introducing his mom,"Sukea, this is Tsuki Hatake...." Naruto leaned closer to whisper,"she's married to the subject of our main mission!"

"Naruto, I can hear you I don't know why you're whispering." Tsuki said rolling her eyes, making Sukea laugh.

"He came to the village when we were just kids, Tsuki-sensei!" Sakura said,"He tried to help us take Kakashi-sensei's mask off but it didn't work out so great..."

"Take Kakashi's mask off?" Tsuki said confused,"Why on earth would you want to do that?"

"WE JUST NEED TO KNOW!" Naruto and Sakura said in unison.

"Need to know what?" Tsuki asked

Naruto's eyes became slits, as he suddenly got very sleuthy,"We need to know if he has blimp lips!"

"Or buck teeth!" Sakura said matching his energy,"And since you or Kai or Kana won't tell us what he looks like we have to resort to covert operations!"

Tsuki laughed at their desperate need to see Kakashi's face.

"Tsuki?" Sukea said,"I'm a reporter looking for the latest scoop on the village. I'd love to interview you as the Hokage's wife....would you be up for that?"