Because of course
Characters: Russia, America, Ukraine, Canada, Belarus, Japan, Philippines
Russia: Hey buddy, you wanna go?
America: Yeah, I wanna go. Let's go.
Russia: Alright, let's go out!
America: Wanna go on a date?
Russia: Yea, come on, let's go on a date!
America: Do you wanna have kids?
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America: You are so annoying.
Russia: Then stop holding my hand.
America:
America: No.
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Russia: I hate you
America: Well, according to this picture I drew of us holding hands, that must be untrue
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America: My heart is telling me yes, but Russia is telling me no.
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America: How do I know you aren't just marrying me for my money?
Russia: Because you only have $50.
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America: *hugs Russia*
Russia: What is this?
America: Affection.
Russia: Disgusting.
America: *goes to pull away*
Russia: I NEVER SAID TO STOP!
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America, winking: I guess you could say I fell for you
Russia:
Russia: You literally just fell down an entire flight of stairs, how are you still alive??
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America: It's not healthy to bottle up negative emotions!
Russia: Yeah! That's why I bottle up all my positive emotions too!
Russia: Then they cancel each other out! :D
America:
America: nO--
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Russia: I'm proud to identify as a moronsexual. I'm attracted to dumbasses and dumbasses exclusively. Once someone asked me what the spanish word for tortilla was and now I dream of kissing them under the moonlight.
America: What kind of animal is the pink panther?
Russia, already in love: God you're such a fucking idiot
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America: Apparently at some point when Russia and I were flirting with each other but not quite in a relationship, he asked me how I felt about pet names, to which I replied, "Well you have to call them something."
America: The fact that we have managed to end up in a relationship is really a testament to his patience.
Ukraine: Russia is moronsexual.
America: Please don't call my boyfriend a moron :(
America: Wait.
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America: *hugs Russia from behind* I love you
America: *whispers in Russia's ear* but if you eat my leftovers again I WILL destroy you
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America, with his head on Russia's lap: tell me I'm pretty
Russia, lovingly stroking his hair: you're pretty fucking annoying, that's what you are
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America, pointing: May I sit there?
Russia: That's my lap
America: That doesn't answer my question, Russia.
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Russia: I'm older.
America: I'm younger.
Russia: I'm taller.
America: I'm shorter.
Russia: I'm smarter.
America: I'm... not falling for that!
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Death: *grabs Russia*
America: Hey! No!
America: You put HiM bAcK rIgHt NoW, oR sO gOd HelP mE.
Death: *Gently puts Russia back down*
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America: Hey, Russia. Knock knock.
Russia: Who's there?
America: Kiss.
Russia: Kiss who?
America: Kiss me.
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